Dear Charles Dickens, Your book about David Copperfield was severely lacking in magic tricks and stories about having sex with Claudia Schiffer.

[Pat Chaddams 88]

I had such great expectations.

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Perhaps you should try David Coperfield (with one "P") by Edmund Wells.

[Pat Chaddams 88]

Ah yes, famed author of Knickerless Nicklebly

[CaptPukeFish 284]

Perhaps you should try David Coperfield (with one "P") by Edmund Wells.

 

It's a pretty deep cut sir, but it checks out.