Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it has been alleged that Jimmy cracked corn. But in fact it was THAT MAN—Vernon “Corncracker” Villalobos!

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, it has been alleged that Jimmy cracked corn. But in fact it was THAT MAN—Vernon “Corncracker” Villalobos!

[CaptPukeFish 284]

*audible gasp

[Colfax McLiverneck 352]

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