These boots are made for walking. Those boots are made for hiking. And THOSE boots are made primarily for sex.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

These boots are made for walking. Those boots are made for hiking. And THOSE boots are made primarily for sex.

[MySecretHemorrhoid 19]

That reminds me, I need a new pair of sex boots.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

I hear Merrell just came out with a new line for just that. Can’t remember the name though…