What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighbor’s dog? What’s yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? It’s new Hot Log!

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What rolls down stairs, is covered with hair, squeezed out by your neighbor’s dog? What’s yuck for a snack, slides right down your back? It’s new Hot Log!

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Where can I find it?!

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