I’m late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

I’m late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid.

[BloatedFartingScumBag 15]

I'm late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid, and a copy of MacGruber

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

I'm late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid, and a copy of MacGruber, and hope I don’t get waylaid.

[BloatedFartingScumBag 15]

I'm late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid, and a copy of MacGruber, and hope I don’t get waylaid on my path toward the puber.

[Euripides’ Shorts 239]

I'm late to be laid, so order me an Uber, preferably pre-paid, and a copy of MacGruber, and hope I don’t get waylaid on my path toward the puber, for the skies are looking grayed, and I can’t appear a boob, or…