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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Keep your feet on the ground and your head in the Stars magazine as I cut in line right in front of you. Ya should've been paying attention beeyotch!

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  2. The things once said need not be, the thing that lead you to the tree, with the limb that thou might hang to not remember all the pain, and in the

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  3. Oh no, my "taco shell" has become a "taco hell!" Now, get thee behind me ye spirits of crumbletude.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  4. I appreciate your offer of an arm and a leg, but it's just a car wash and I'd rather have fifteen dollars

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  5. Aye laddy let me jog your memory around the nostalgia track, and take a skate to the trident of reminiscence, until we reach the spindle of truth.

    By ThomasWSumnersIII,
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  6. Your arms are open to accept my embrace, i enter slowly i yearn to encase; But suddenly, a titty twister, tears fill my face.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. the tourniquet had thorned his head as there he lay upon his bed and things he wished he'd never said stung him like a woman wed while staid, filleted

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. That burrito gave me the runs. Guess that's that. Goodbye forever.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  9. A storm hit when the Society For Dodgy Stomachs were on a rollercoaster.... Pukenado!

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Listen, the last time we pulled out all the stops a bunch of little kids died in that intersection.

    By Frenchfries,
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  11. The grand ole duke of stork, he had a thousand storks, he marched up the stork, and then he marched them down a stork.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Sometimes when you stare into the abyss, the abyss stares back at you and wonders what's your deal is, buddy.

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  13. Falcony recap; there are zero falcons here in the studio today.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Fade in...close-up of elderly man in mirror with blank expression, mouthing the wrong words to "I Took A Pill in Ibiza"...fade to black.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  15. Rich Fulcher dropped a milkshake on Rich Moore the other day at In-N-Out. It was a real embarrassment of shakes.

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  16. You're all wonderful young ladies, but I'm afraid we can only crown one Thumbtack Queen.

    By PaulHogue,   
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  17. has anyone seen the sharing stick? no? sorry. i'll just shut up.

    By Dr Buck Double,
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  18. My showbiz friends call me The Numerator, because I only work - above the line.

    By LMNOPeehole,   
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  19. To the owner of a blue Honda Pilot with the Iowa plates: Nice ass.

    By MasonNorris,
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  20. Shane, Co.: You've got a friend in the diamond business. But outside the diamond business, we're enemies, so step off, bitch

    By Fabio's Socks,
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  21. Yeah hello, it's your neighbor from 12 Cloverfield Ln again. Are you sure you weren't on Roseanne? You look like that guy from Roseanne.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. Sock Lunch

    By BretonTillinghast,
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  23. This catchphrase is dedicated to Murray. Fuzzy moustache Murray, not denim jacket Murray.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. Hey everybody, group shrug

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. She sells state secrets down by the seashore

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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