New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Don’t cum on my foot and tell me it’s Flubber

   By BangtheComedySlowly, March 7, 2019
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2. Corn. Corndog. Hotdog. Dogtown. Towns in Virginia. Anapolis. Polis. Police. Police Squad. Squat. Quart. Quart of Milk. White. White House! It’s in the White House!

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3. Please sign up for the CBB Advanced Defenestration Seminar in the Dalton Wilcox Memorial Ballroom today at 3pm. $12 per person; free with donation of two cans of corn.

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4. Found only in the arboreal mists of central Alabama, the Giggling Corn Squirrel has but one natural predator—Gordon “The Squirrel Strangler” Gano.

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5. Please don't put words in my mouth; I just took a huge dialogue dump.

   By TheAprilFoolsRebel, March 4, 2019
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6. Approximately how many Gilloolys does it take to successfully Bobbitt a Buttafuoco anyway?

   By wedgie_rotts, March 4, 2019
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7. I’m a mind freak in the streets and Chris Angel in the sheets, welcome to comedy bang bang with your new host Chris Angel.

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8. Gords got a gash in g his pants. It's full of ants!

   By TheGloriousJACOB, March 4, 2019
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9. Call me a grifter, call me a drifter. Just don't call me Adolf Hitler's sister.

   By TheGloriousJACOB, March 4, 2019
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10. Don't slide into my DMs unless you're playing baseball with my Dungeon Master.

    By Doctor Suessicide, March 5, 2019
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11. My waist is slender, my voice is tender, I just got off a 3 day bender

    By monkeychillin, March 5, 2019
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12. Go Go Gadget Arms Race!

    By BangtheComedySlowly, March 5, 2019
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13. I know someone wrestling with both their sense AND sensibility, they're a regular Stone Cold Jane Austen

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14. Before his younger brother became a “star” in Hollywood, the lesser known Sarlaac Pitt was seen chewing up the scenery in the 1983 Ewoxploitation film “Return of the Jedi”

    By BangtheComedySlowly, March 5, 2019
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15. Why don’t we fuck in a Kubrickian hallway? (Lennon-McCartney)

    By BangtheComedySlowly, March 5, 2019
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16. Filling up your dirty plot holes with logic goo

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17. If I am allowed to ramble - making candles is a gamble!

    By PingPongSingAlong, March 5, 2019
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18. I cry, when angels deserve to diet

    By SoapChewy, March 5, 2019
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19. It was probably not cool to pee in the baptismal pool, but I was pretty hammered on communion wine at the time.

    By DonnietheDILF, March 5, 2019
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20. Go hard in the paint, especially when it comes to clown vaginas.

    By DonnietheDILF, March 5, 2019
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21. That’s not what I meant when I asked you to tickle my funny bone.

    By DonnietheDILF, March 5, 2019
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22. How many buttplugs can a ducks butt plug if a ducks butt could plug buttplugs

    By Zerox404, March 5, 2019
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23. Easy Peasy suck on these-y. Welcome to comedy bang bang.

    By Electric_ian, March 5, 2019
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24. Mad Ad Hominems For Your Mom and Them

    By Sweet T Forever, March 5, 2019
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25. Snore me another 5 hour podcast Joe Rogan.

    By SideofMcG, March 6, 2019
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