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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Orphan is the new black, but orange you glad I didn't say bananas.

    By KristophShapercutter,
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  2. what was is never more, for example: Paulie Shore

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. i got both my holes open if that's what you're hopin' ...

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 398 views

  4. My balogna has a first name its o-s-c-a-r my balogna has a second name its s-c-h-i-n-d-l-e-r

    By Mr. Fickle Pickle,
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  5. Jumping the shark has jumped the shark, from now on such offenders shall be deemed to have hurdled the hamster

    By greazey_bob,   
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  6. My city was recently diagnosed with Rite Aids.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Enigmatic psychopath pooping in the laundromat always picks the pile you stacked to alleviate his body's bag then proceeds to sit and yack about his w

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 291 views

  8. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. It was the New York Times, year end, "Best of, Worst of" edition.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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  9. divide and multiply is not only a political strategy but can also be applied to the numerical sciences

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  10. And for all of me it seems like as far as I know now

    By SeanThunderdreams,
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  11. Oh, just keep it, don't let me filch your zilch!

    By SeanThunderdreams,
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    • 270 views

  12. I'm not going to turn my head and cough, just cradle the balls and work the shaft

    By PfukkinR,
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  13. I will not eat Amish Friendship Bread out of the fear that I will then be asked to help raise a barn.

    By clevernickname,
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    • 255 views

  14. Show me show me show me how you do that trick, the one where the hankerchiefs come our of your dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Does the Pope think he is the Judge, Jury & Excommunicator!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  16. You know you are getting old when you start listening to Kid 'n' Work.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 388 views

  17. Canadian Movie Remakes: The Green Kilometer, Easy Eh, All The Prime Minister's Men,12 Nice Men, Alvin & the Ketchup Chip-munks. #JustTweets

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 316 views

  18. My wife is crazy. She thinks I have OCD OCD OCD.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 353 views

  19. Without using dirty words I think the shortest most disgusting phrase may be "Moist Mayonnaise."

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 420 views

  20. Do Toyota Highlander owners try to run each other off the road? There Can Be Only One.

    By JordanMaywood,
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    • 321 views

  21. A man walks into a bar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. The only thing I'm guilty of is caring too much. And 36 counts of public nudity.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 432 views

  23. It used to be a rock star, before moving to Oxnard. Now lives in a boxcar, surviving on cold pop tarts- & hot farts?

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 300 views

  24. Road rage in the house! Holler at yer bumper as I smash it with my greole!

    By greazey_bob,
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    • 322 views

  25. My other catchphrase is a Wildean one liner

    By SideofMcG,
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