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Schnickpot

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Schnickpot last won the day on February 8 2015

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  1. We reach the region of the year where Dream's dominion slowly swallows Waking's sallow soil.
  2. Come, tie his body to my horse's tail; along the field I will the Trojan trail.
  3. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!
  4. If babies are bald, why aren't they much, much older?
  5. This sentence begins with the word "boat," contains one lie, and ends with the word "glass-bottomedness."
  6. Thunder is my only friend but lightning is my gentleman.
  7. There's something strange about your recent acquisition of all those gold bars. I think it's that they're shaped like famous apes from before earth was created.
  8. No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.
  9. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!
  10. I want to slap you face to face.
  11. Who's a good little goddy? You are!! God, sit. SIT, god! SIT. Good god.
  12. Left to their own devices, most termites chew Wooden Chew brand wood.
  13. No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.
  14. Even if there are simpler ways to chew on bread, nothing beats the classic method: teeth!
  15. There's an apple in my tuba... Get it out!
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