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Episode 85 — Collecting Hot Chicks


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#1 July Diaz

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Posted 09 April 2014 - 08:32 PM

Little Esther is a very funny & nice stand-up comedian. She joins Jake this week to talk about collecting hot chicks, what was funny to her as a kid, some of the ghosts that appear in the Comedy Store at 2am, and her surreal experience making a pilot for MTV. They’ll also take a look at a dance number from a Canadian children’s TV show called Size Small, a video for a product called the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator, and an instructional video that teaches Japanese people how to speak English. Check out all the videos from today’s episode over at youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles!

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Posted 09 April 2014 - 09:22 PM

Apropos of nothing, here's a charmingly funny Billy on the Street video featuring the charmingly funny and handsome Paul Rudd. I am posting this here because I found it about 30 seconds before clicking on the link to this thread, so it seemed fortuitous.
http://www.funnyordi...-with-paul-rudd

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 07:22 AM

That sponsor's definitely staying with the show.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 07:52 AM

Oh, they're already no longer advertising on the show.

BUT NOW THAT I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION...

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 10:58 AM

I listened to The Fogelnest Files and all I got was this lousy mouth cancer.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 03:11 PM

jake you gotta show the dancing woman video to Todd Glass (and get back on his show :)

i had no idea this woman existed until today. thanks for always introducing me to het

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:01 PM

So a few things:

1) So Jake, since when do you endorse Tobacco Products?

2) I'm glad to see that you haven't given up on the format of "Get a funny person in the studio and show them video clips that will weird them out"; you've been on something of a tear with the (awesome!) long form, in depth, kinda historical interviews, and while I love those episodes, I was starting to feel like maybe they ought to have been spaced out a bit more and was kind of missing these. Do more of them!

3) On that note, it occurs to me that it is shameful that you have not managed to get Billy Eichner on the show yet.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:02 PM

View PostRicketyCricket, on 10 April 2014 - 03:11 PM, said:

i had no idea this woman existed until today. thanks for always introducing me to het


I was surprised that Esther hadn't appeared on an Earwolf show prior to this. Other than generally being aware of her, the only thing I had seen/heard her in was a brief appearance on "Enjoy It!", and she seems really cool.

I checked the show photos to see this yellow paneling, and was delighted to find the last one, which is Jake with his laptop showing the "Fuck Me Silly" video.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:03 PM

View PostLessPopMoreFizz, on 10 April 2014 - 04:01 PM, said:

2) I'm glad to see that you haven't given up on the format of "Get a funny person in the studio and show them video clips that will weird them out"; you've been on something of a tear with the (awesome!) long form, in depth, kinda historical interviews, and while I love those episodes, I was starting to feel like maybe they ought to have been spaced out a bit more and was kind of missing these. Do more of them!


Yes! I agree completely.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 04:53 PM

View PostLessPopMoreFizz, on 10 April 2014 - 04:01 PM, said:



it occurs to me that it is shameful that you have not managed to get Billy Eichner on the show yet.


*cough* http://www.earwolf.c...de/twitter-irl/

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 05:22 PM

View PostJuly Diaz, on 10 April 2014 - 04:53 PM, said:



Clearly, I meant as a one on one! The live episodes are a whole different animal in tone.

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 06:34 PM

Billy is my friend and because of that, I will not force him to do more press right now!!

Also, PLEASE BUY SNUS TOBACCO PRODUCTS!!!!!

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Posted 10 April 2014 - 11:28 PM

General Snus to Earwolf: "Can you show that Jake my videos?"

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 01:42 AM

Due to an unfortunate typo, I accidentally ordered a case of General Anus.

In an even weirder coincidence, General Anus is a new product from the makers of the Fuck Me Silly Mega Masturbator.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:37 AM

I am so sad I can't listen to this one. As the son of a mother and father killed by cancer from tobacco products, I can't allow myself to support, even for one episode, something sponsored by tobacco. I love you Jake I see it's a one off deal in your comments above, but even one off is too much for me. Looking forward to listening again next week.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 12:45 PM

The Fuck Me Silly 2 Mega Masturbator looks like the gaming console from the 1999 movie "eXistenZ". :)
Paul Scheer: "Branden, guess what? You're the first Correction and Ommission to get BOOTED!" (Minisode 79.5)

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 03:43 PM

View PostLuke HENDERSON!, on 11 April 2014 - 08:37 AM, said:

I am so sad I can't listen to this one. As the son of a mother and father killed by cancer from tobacco products, I can't allow myself to support, even for one episode, something sponsored by tobacco. I love you Jake I see it's a one off deal in your comments above, but even one off is too much for me. Looking forward to listening again next week.

Totally understand. We didn't take their money and I was a real dick reading the ad copy.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 03:58 PM

You can still watch the videos on youtube and find little Ester other places on the interwebz!

This is what you missed: It was a nice interview with a nice lady and Jake made a new friend. This was probably the nicest episode of any podcast I have ever heard. I don't mean this in a bad way, but the tone of the episode was very cute.

P.S. Jake was a definitely a dick to the Snus ad. It was awesome. I need to know who was at a meeting for camel or whatever and thought, "We should really reach out to the podcasting community. Podcasts are cool right? How about that Fogelnest Filer fellow? He's hip."

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 05:49 PM

View PostJake Fogelnest, on 11 April 2014 - 03:43 PM, said:

Totally understand. We didn't take their money and I was a real dick reading the ad copy.

I thought I loved you before, but your response to the situation has elevated my esteem to a much higher level. You faced a hard situation, worked through it and didn't change who you are. You have my support for life.

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Posted 11 April 2014 - 08:54 PM

View PostLuke HENDERSON!, on 11 April 2014 - 05:49 PM, said:


I thought I loved you before, but your response to the situation has elevated my esteem to a much higher level. You faced a hard situation, worked through it and didn't change who you are. You have my support for life.


http://m.youtube.com...h?v=HyTpu6BmE88