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Posted 09 March 2017 - 06:25 PM

Survivor Season 34 Episode 1 Notes

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‣ always a heartbreaker to see cochran in the background of these clips, i miss u baybee

‣ lol love debbie’s leopard print leggings, perfect look for her
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‣ jeff what are you doing out on that boat. it took all day to get you out there. now you have to stay the night there. theres ghosts too. but thats your fault.

‣ that buff around zeke’s neck looks so tight, i would hate that
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‣ if i was on survivor i’d spend so long goofin off pretending these purple things are my penis theyd be the only thing i’d get off the boat

‣ lol i love you tony, what a madman

‣ cool, legacy advantage is fun

‣ #WWMD
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‣ poor tai

‣ #SPYBUNKER

‣ is there any possible way tony can dig a hole big enough to get in? sound off in the comments below
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‣ the season’s first “me irl”
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‣ oh cool steampunk season

‣ i like this tie change a LOT

‣ real good challenge
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‣ oh yeah fred flinstone wore his tie again

‣ michaela chill dude theyre not voting for you

‣ #TRIBALCOUNCIL

‣ so this season is all pirates huh. because of malcolm looking like the boy in the pirate movie. i see your game, producer Matt Van Wagenen

‣ lol sandra is making such a great case which is an amazing reason to both keep her and crown her

‣ sandra naming this chapter after her favorite pokemon
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‣ ok this was really weird..i dont know if anyone else caught this, but although michaela wrote ciera’s name down on her paper, she said “bye felicia”. the strangest thing about this is so far as i can tell there is no one named felicia on the cast this season. so was she confused? was she saying goodbye to the camerawoman? if so, why did they leave that in the edit?? i hope you enjoyed “greggy does a RSS bit”

‣ #BLINDSIDE

‣ see michaela chill nobody wants you out or at least they didnt before you freaked out about someone saying your name one time

‣ man tony’s game will make for such a great season if this actually happens

‣ are you FUCKING KIDDING ME…tony’s crazy bullshit is paying off IMMEDIATELY!!

‣ its funny how he gets a little information and then goes out of his way to be weird

‣ i love sandra

‣ #IMMUNITYCHALLENGE

‣ this is a very involved challenge

‣ tai is uh very good at uh working that snake ahahahahahhahaha
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‣ Thanks Jeff. This Helps.
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‣ malcolm gives the other team the finger like a sly seventh grader

‣ malcolm is such a goddam beast

‣ i kind of like that that team keeps losing, very good team for drama

‣ it would be great to see tony’s bald head grow out like a chia pet if he lasted long enough

‣ jeff: “we’re playing with fire”
caleb: “if you dont ever play with it you won’t ever know you can get burnt”
uh caleb this is not a good argument for playing with fire man

‣ rip tony, i love how into it he and sandra got, so wild

‣ lol wtf changing teams already??
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Posted 10 March 2017 - 06:50 AM

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ok the frog was bugging me all night so i fixed him
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Posted 15 March 2017 - 06:06 PM

Week 2 Leaderboard


1) SaltPeanuts - 147 Points (+3 spots)
2) Joe McGurl - 141 Points (+2 spots)
3) Charlie - 135 Points (-1 spot)
4) Fabio (+2 spots) & MarcusIrving (-1 spot) - 125 Points
5) Adam - 124 points (-4 spots)
6) Ronniehog - 122 points (+3 spots)
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8) MarshallMellow - 115 points
9) Greggy - 113 points (-3 spots)
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Posted 16 March 2017 - 04:32 PM

Survivor Season 34 Episode 2 Notes

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‣ if you truly cant believe tony was disposed of quickly your dumb as shit. sorry but its true


‣ #DROPYOURBUFFS


‣ i never knew zeke was religious


‣ i like 3 tribes
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‣ yeah i got it, of course i got it


‣ man malcolm with a tool kit, ill be pissed if he doesnt build an entire primitive tech city


‣ i like brad, but he’s going to get fucked up if he tries to take out caleb with tai around
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‣ damn, andrea is a ruthless intimidator, here she is miming breaking troyzan’s dick over her knee substituting a stick. very subtle but utterly emasculating


‣ the ol’ idol at the challenge gambit


‣ does providing food at camp really ever keep anyone safe?
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‣ sandra is cold blooded, about to eat a baby goat


‣ hey guys if you think about it every goat is a mother father or has been a baby at some point


‣ damn, love a photo finish on
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‣ troyzan hunkers down behind the puzzle table and pretends to completely work his business so everyone looks away in disgust, leaving a clear opportunity to grab the idol


‣ all the sharks in this season are a great visual metaphor. i havent figured out for what yet tho
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‣ the lizard makes the rock look so delicious but i bet it isnt that good
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‣ oh no, brad culpepper breaded tai and is going to deep fry him over the fire, run away tai


‣ a real game changer would be if your fire represented something else besides your life in the game. your move, jeff
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‣ hali kind of looks like “crazy frog”


‣ damn,tai cares about chickens but not about lovers.


‣ my fantasy team is fucked lol, i bet aubry goes home next week

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 04:56 PM

That was craaaaaazy

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Posted 22 March 2017 - 06:15 PM

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK that was the most insane tribal of all time. Malcolm got boned so hard there man. Wow.

This ended up crazy for points too with Tai finding and correctly playing the idol and where the two tribes that went Tribal both ended up getting more points than the tribe that won Immunity due to 8 point across the board game for Probst saying that "he has never seen anything like that in Survivor" and gains from his patented Probst points man. They're rare but when they come into play...folks, they're a #GAMECHANGER



Week 3 Leaderboard


1) Joe McGurl - 234 points (+1 spot)
2) SaltPeanuts - 231 points (-1 spot)
3) Charlie - 227 points ( - )
4) MarcusIrving - 209 points ( - )
5) Fabio - 192 points (-1 spot)
6) Greggy (+3 spots) & Marshall Mellow (+2 spots) - 189 points
7) FunnyBefore - 186 points ( - )
8) Asteck - 185 points (-3 points)
9) Ronniehog (-3 spots) & JJPI (-2 spots) - 184 points



JT is in trouble now. I'm gonna be so fucked. This season is only 3 episodes and is already amazing. Gottdamn
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Posted 22 March 2017 - 06:18 PM



This is me right now
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 08:12 AM

sorry, too many pics this week i guess, earwolf wont let me just paste it in http://podcastsarewo...episode-3-notes
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Posted 23 March 2017 - 12:33 PM

my bracket is absolutely busted, and i hate it so much!!!!!! ciera and malcolm you deserved better.

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Posted 30 March 2017 - 05:43 PM


‣ sorry JT you fucked up buddy


‣ the only bad thing about finding an idol is eating the paper and wrapping its in so no one sees it
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‣ uhh jeff uhh michaela broke our ball jeff
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‣ michaela murders jt with anti-loser eye lasers
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ok i got this because of what a great save it is but also aubrey looks like she dancing


‣ lol michaela is still so pissed about second place. i sincerely love that about her


‣ oh my god is this the thing that sets debbie off??


‣ haha ok yes so this is how debbie turns around her losing the reward for everyone into her being the one who was wronged


‣ IM NOT MAD IVE NEVER BEEN MAD I DONT EVEN FUCKING GET MAD BRAD CULPEPPER!!!!
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‣ ACTUALLY THIS IS ALL JUST FUNNY TO ME. SEE HOW NORMAL I AM I AM LAUGHING AT THIS SITUATION YOU PUT US IN
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‣ ok i give in im a varner fan now after his eyes in reaction to sandra eating the sugar. i wont call you fred flintstone any more


‣ well, this week anyway
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‣ debbie is insane


‣ the fact that other people arent automatically winning the challenge proves debbie would have been perfect


‣ lol culpepper is so insanely good at challenges


‣ *sandra picks up some random rusty piece of metal from the set dressing* oh hey we have immunity too look at this pirate bullshit we have


‣ sandra is so goddamn good at survivor. i wonder if anyone will ever realize how dangerous she really is or if its already too late


‣ if michaela goes home this week after malcolm last week i will be so pissed
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‣ holy shit. michaela deserves to win survivor for manufacturing this reaction shot alone


‣ AHHHHHHHHHHHHH OH MY FUCKING GOD YES I LITERALLY THREW MY HEADPHONES ACROSS THE ROOM AND SCREAMED IN VICTORY


‣ wow very twisty season


‣ full PROBST episode. this was start to finish great survivor

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Posted 05 April 2017 - 03:57 PM

Whoops forgot to post last weeks leaderboard!

Week 4 Leaderboard

SaltPeanuts - 281 points
Joe McGurl - 276 points
Charlie - 273 points
MarcusIrving - 258 points
JJPI - 230 points
Marshall Mellow - 226 points
Greggy/Asteck/Fabio - 225 points
BeforeAfter - 222 points
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Posted 07 April 2017 - 06:10 PM

‣ ty aubry for waking up to sandra, i need you in this for my fantasy team
‣ everybody. drop your buffs. ok now pick them back up again haha classic probst prank
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‣ tai is a cutie, even if he does drive ya crazy sometimes
‣ damn zeke getting smart on sandra too, although voting her out is easier said than done
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‣ andrea is NOT just another pretty face. she invented a new way to wear your jeans
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‣ tfw tai get 2 idols
‣ aww its nice that debbie gets to have a nice time
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‣ sorry
‣ oh boy cochran showed up what a surprise
‣ things are about to get romantic ;)
‣ im not going to make a gif of this because it was genuinely very sweet
‣ sandra is a survivor machine
‣ cool puzzle
‣ michaela pulls the sled over the sand through sheer force of will
‣ dang they owned that puzzle
‣ lol tai your a fool dude
‣ oh hey sandra agrees with me
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‣ i thought sandra might have possibly pulled it off right to the very end, she is an incredible player and the show will be less good without her.
‣ another PROBST ep i think, its a little bit of a comedown after last week’s record holder but still excellent survivor
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Posted 12 April 2017 - 09:36 AM

Week 5 Leaderboard

SaltPeanuts - 353 points
Charlie - 349 points
Joe McGurl - 337 points
MarcusIrving - 326 points
JJPI - 298 points
Greggy - 280 points
Asteck - 276 points
Ronniehog - 275 points
Marshall Mellow - 267 points
BeforeAfter - 266 points
Fabio - 264 points


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Hali is so cute, I want to hug and kiss her, with permission of course
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Posted 12 April 2017 - 04:57 PM

Man.... love to Zeke.

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Posted 14 April 2017 - 11:50 AM

‣ this week’s ep has been pretty thoroughly spoiled for me which is very frustrating and makes doing these notes a pain in the ass but whatever thats why they call it game changers baby
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‣ another classic disgusting survivor pizza
‣ lol the soaring music behind jeff talking about this pizza is ridiculous
‣ i think the problem is theyre at these remote islands with people who have never even heard of a pizza and the behind the scenes people on survivor are completely unable to cook so they describe the concept of pizza to islanders and they take what they can get
‣ too bad culpepper cant just throw the balls into the nets
‣ the talk about how hard survivor is was so good. i genuinely loved that
‣ culpepper crying is my new sweetie
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‣ haha something about having to cut their shitty pizzas with the machete really tickled me
‣ ooo i think hali’s got it
‣ it was great everybody gave hali credit <3 i like nice things
‣ fuck you fred flintstone
‣ jeff varner fuck you you will never be back on survivor
‣ wow probst taking it to varner good job
‣ the tribe’s reaction is so beautiful to me
‣ wow zeke turning the metamorphosis thing from earlier is so incredible
‣ god damn jeff not even taking it to votes. very powerful episode of survivor
‣ the first ever JEFF PROBST episode
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Posted 20 April 2017 - 07:50 PM

‣ ok this week im going to passive aggressively call out people who probably arent even reading this for NOT spoiling me on anything so now i think this ep must be boring!
‣ OH NO SARAH IS MAKING THIS ABOUT HER AGAIN IM SO SICK OF THIS WOMAN GIVING MIDDLE AMERICA A LOOK AT HOW EASY IT IS TO CHANGE AND GROW
‣ lol too many twists this season, chill out jeff
‣ of course its tai
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‣ a feast fit for a king
‣ surprised there wasnt some sort of advantage for the have nots there
‣ wtf debbie just showed ass to tai. then said she was pretending to be drunk
‣ can you get kicked out of survivor for sexual harassment debbie is going for it this ep
‣ i thought zeke would end up telling everybody, probably the best move
‣ i’d be down with 1 woman 1 man immunity, p big field right now
‣ oh well. hope michaela wins i dont want her to go :c
‣ nice job andrea, cool a woman won this one
‣ ugh i dont want hali going either blah
‣ really loved that sideways cirie/michaela convo, michaela is one of the few people in survivor to have one of those and not rush off trying to scramble
‣ this tribal is boring get on with it

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‣ RIP hali you were great
‣ its funny she calls herself a goat though
‣ “hmm calling cirie a grandma is too much and she’s going to see this someday, better knock it back to aunt” - aubry
‣ oh word andrea is really in charge?

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‣ theyre about to feed you tai, you dont have to eat the soap
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‣ no tai wait

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‣ just when i was thinking there hadn’t been that much gif material in this ep so far haha
‣ thank you marshall for the great reward, mr marshall the man who did this for us
‣ man the challenges on this ep suck. i know theres just too many people but it makes for a boring ep
‣ jeff this is the time for you to bring up how good tai is with poles
‣ damn good work tai
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‣ the lady on the tv is cute folks. had to be said and i think i might be the only one to have noticed this
‣ glad that michaela doesn’t seem to be on the chopping block this time
‣ ahh yes ozzy the classic “i can find food” gambit, this always works
‣ really no idea who is going
‣ damn, debbie really did it
‣ RIP ozzy you were very boring to me and no one cares about fish
‣ PRO ep i was right at the beginning, very boring
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Posted 21 April 2017 - 07:35 AM

ok after i talked to some people i'll bump it up to a soft PROB because of good character stuff from cirie, michaela, tai, and zeke (although zeke was fucking up)
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Posted 27 April 2017 - 07:31 PM

I don't wanna brag. but tonight I told someone I was in a survivor fantasy league and they actually seemed interested.

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Posted 28 April 2017 - 08:42 PM


‣ wtf why would you not pick michaela for a challenge, that is weird to me


‣ you’re right michaela, it doesnt make any damn sense
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‣ god help them if i ever meet the editor who BUTCHERED this peek into heaven


‣ whoa what a truly powerful moment, thank you jeff for telling us how historic it was


‣ OH MY GOD MICHAELA DIDNT GET THE ADVANTAGE lol this is fucked up


‣ great observation by sarah: most people dont notice whether a car’s plates are expired, but police, the people whose job it is to charge people for having expired license plates, do


‣ congrats to my husband troyzan, someday i will see that dick i promis you
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‣ lol troyzan must be smellin rank out there
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‣ haha this is so mean of me to post, sorry michaela youre my favorite so its ok for me to pick on you
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‣ “i need aubry to think i’m her best friend and i think its working”


‣ yes aubry make some moves pls


‣ i hope debbies damn face falls off in this vote she is being very annoying


‣ michaela rules

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‣ for all my lonelyhearts pals you can let this loop and practice kissing on your screen


‣ FUCK YES rip debbie, this season was much better for having you but it was time to go


‣ this ep is a very soft PRO thanks only to that last minute blindside, what a snooze

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Posted 02 May 2017 - 07:29 AM

No, YOU have been forgetting to post the points leaderboard for the past 2 episodes!


Week 8 Leaderboard

SaltPeanuts - 557 points
MarcusIrving - 503 points
Charlie - 469 points
Joe & JJPI - 461 points
Asteck - 453 points
Ronniehog - 437 points
Greggy - 396 points
Fabio - 394 points
BeforeAfter - 368 points
MarshallMellow - 453 points
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