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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. She grabbed the aft of his shaft....

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Alfreda always confused citronella with salmonella......

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 313 views

  3. GAPE

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 366 views

  4. Go Go Gadget...

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 311 views

  5. Honey-roast me and eat me on an airplane!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Dating Tip #3: Just before exploding in your pants, sniff your gooch and your cream will slither back into you!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 321 views

  7. You can't say I if you're not me, but you need an eye to shout beee!

    By wzhill9,
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  8. Lost in the silhouette of a Hitchcock shaped pillow, your continuous shouts only increase my thirst for freedom.

    By wzhill9,
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    • 285 views

  9. Why am I doing this, when I could be talking about how I'm going to listen to myself having done this?

    By wzhill9,
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    • 255 views

  10. I want to slap you face to face.

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. Meinen NumNum. Deinen BumBum. Du bist 'doing the math', genau?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Starch and goffer the ministers collar, lest fabric fade and standards follow

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 320 views

  13. Hola, soy Scott Hombre del Auker. Bienvenidos a mi programa !

    By carlosfugazi,
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  14. If you have nothing nice to say that’s normal. It would be weird to compliment me for forcefully fusing your dog and your cat into one being

    By fredsolo,
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  15. If it's not too much of a hassle, could you spend 86,000 hours working in exchange for pieces of paper that you trade for food?

    By Schnickpot,
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  16. Can't we all just agree that it makes no sense to dump your trash out in the garage and then drag the empty can to the curb?

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 307 views

  17. This isn't my first fluid donation rodeo.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. The Wharf, or:The Planet of the Apes? I'll probably watch them both.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  19. money make: world go round, girl go down, Burl go town ?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Brother's biscuits baked with butter made melancholy Mother mutter, "Daddy's doughnuts don't delight Daughter...But Grandma's pie is pretty tasty!"

    By Bluecorncrust,
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  21. Brand new telephone, may I ask who is calling? Sorry, I meant to say "who dis"?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  22. Bout high time you and I dusted off the ole balls and dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. drink my fluid you pink-eyed druid

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 364 views

  24. Need to sort out that dry, Itchy, flakey scalp? Then you want a guillotine!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 360 views

  25. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny shaved is razor burned.

    By Bluecorncrust,
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    • 410 views
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