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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I like my women like I like my coffee... covered in bees!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  2. Lance Armstrong cheated, Neil Armstrong faked the moon landing, Stretch Armstrong isn't very flexible at all.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  3. First - in lust. Second - in love. Third - incognito mode 'cause the first two ain't doing it no more.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  4. When you hold your new niece Nina, shield her fontanelle with fresh fontina.

    By dw3000,
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  5. If it fits, I sits!

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  6. Fasten your seat belt and turn the stereo up, time for another episode while you fly your spaceship back to Klyborg-7.

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  7. Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Nope, it's just Freddie Mercury, eatin Lima beans.

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  8. cool puss, school bus

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. wanna go wackadoo in the pischaloo? huh? no? ok. waddaboud chew?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Yo momma so fat, she must be pregnant again, tell her Denise from work said congratulations and I hope she enjoyed the gift basket the girls & I sent

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. If your voice were wine, it would come in a box

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  12. Don't milk those teats unless you've got enough for the rest of the class.

    By MatManz,
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  13. KD Lang said it best, keep it close to the chest...

    By MatManz,
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  14. I guess global warming is a myth because it took a long time for that polar bear to break the ice

    By RodgerDodgerMaGuy-ger,
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  15. u SURE no wakadoo fo u in the pischaloo? at half past two? near the zoo? u will not rue lest u do a rude blue jew cuckoo who hates to goo poo too, bu

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Getting my PHD in Tongue Twisters was easier done than said.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  17. Gonna wear my PF Flyers to my dinner date at PF Changs with PF Tompkins Gonna wear my PF Flyers to my dinner date at PF Changs with PF Tompkins

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. A haunted drunken boat trip would be a "Booze Boos Cruise" and would have both spirits and spirits

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. Don't be fooled: Kim's Cheesy Kimchi isn't kimchi at all.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. All Ladders Are Step Ladders And Just Because They're Not You're Real Ladder That Doesn't Mean They'll Support You Any Less

    By JasonJCohn,
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  21. metamorphosis

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. pope felix wrote his edicts on the troubling double helix just before he cut a remix of 'beatnik bulimics got she-dicks' for queen beatrix

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. If you mix-a-lot, sooner or later you're going to be knighted.

    By MarkDowling,
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  24. My father always told me "A penny saved is a penny earned". He also always told the fountain in our mall to go fuck itself.

    By Big Richard,
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  25. Catch-poem: To the chocolate bunnies---Hot sunny not funny---Brown sugar flesh runny---Melted into nothing, honey---Your yummy bunny just a memory.

    By Pure Guava,
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