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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't need to warn you every time I fart in the lemonade

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  2. Cop Killer, Jackson Thriller, smokin' on dubs with ghostface killah

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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    • 357 views

  3. To accidentally guzzle your own pee is both an unspeakable low and an inexplicable achievement. Today, everything is made new to me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  4. In the land of the cornless, the one-eared man is king.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Keep your friends close, keep your enemies closer, and keep Glenn Close in the foyer between the ficus tree and the umbrella stand.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Smells like teen spirit, but tastes like elderly flop sweat.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  7. We will not be defeated! Knock any of us down, and we will rise back up! Except for Tim, he's got this inner-ear thing...

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  8. He who smelt it then poured it into a mold and made the most beautiful gold bauble!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  9. All's war at fairs with Mike Love.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  10. Hours, days, minutes, years..... When's the next record from Tears for Fears?

    By Bigsmak,   
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  11. Bald men in factories practicing actuary get actually fat from their stats and their math you see but the pack with the knack for spectacular atrophy?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. Growing up my nickname was Fatty Lump because of all the benign tumors I had. Joke's on them though cause they're alllllll malignant!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. If I had known then what I know now, I would have calmly traveled forward in time at the usual speed and included the word “corn” in this catchphrase.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Never look a gift ass in the hole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That’s a meaningless question in this context!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Virginia is for lovers as Danny is for Glovers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. If it bleeds, it leads. If it bursts, it's first. If it goes down to the woods today it's in for a big surprise.

    By SideofMcG,
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  18. Steve Guttenberg invented the printing press wid dat sweet Three Men and a Baby money!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  19. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat with seven eyes. I named him Chuck.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  20. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights can make an airplane

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  21. Check out the pert milk bladders on that beefmaster... love to get my hands on those things and fill up my steely jugs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. Murder She Wrote in the streets Life Alert in the sheets

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  23. quit playin' 'piggy-in-the-middle' with that brittle little skittle you skittish British squirrel

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 344 views

  24. Dating Tip #1: If he or she has pepperoni nipples, just throw those bad boys on a pizza!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Love a historical musical like "Hamilton"? Well, get ready because here comes "TAFT: the Musical!" He's sure to be Broadway's next BIIIIIIG thing!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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