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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. after pleading their suppers of medium rare puppers gleaming haired Muppets start feeding bears uppers

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. After realizing that love is not the answer to a successful haunting, he lost all faith in John Lennon’s ghost’s advice.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. After Steve Harvey started a diet where he didn't eat and made himself puke his friends are now calling him Heave Starvey.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  4. After telling the ebony gentleman at the door his services weren't requested, I remembered I might have misspelled "blackmail" in my recent wishlist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  5. After the 20-car pileup that claimed the lives of everyone he ever loved, Christian decided that was the last time he'd ever let Jesus take the wheel.

    By dirtyvicar,
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  6. After the boy slipped on the banana peel for the 67th consecutive time, he realized he'd fallen into an infinite loop.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. After the cameras stopped rolling, Uncle Jessie gave a blowie to Danny Tanner and Uncle Joey

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. After the party, it's the after party and after the party it's the after party and after the party I have no mouth but I must scream

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  9. After the show - a special screening of “Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Ass Cabin”

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  10. After the show, I'll be getting a Ku-lapdance.

    By Scarris,
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  11. After the show, stay tuned for a preview of the new podcast about stray cats: ‘How did this get spayed?’

    By SomeFX,
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  12. After the signage was finished and numerous ads were placed, the proprietor of Jean's Legumes suddenly thought of a better name for the business.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  13. After the tawdry audi in-and-outie Audry packed and left the county

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. After their base at Dantooine was abandoned in favor of a new headquarters on Yavin-4, the rebel alliance briefly converged above the moon of Tig Notaro

    By Turtleshark,
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  15. After thinking it over, tomorrow actually sounds like a better day to die hard.

    By Colt,
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  16. After this surgical procedure, everyone will call your aunt Harriett "Harry." Technically they already do, but now it'll be H-A-R-R-Y

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. after those deep fried lard cakes there is no thin end of the Edge anymore, eh Larry Mullen? now to the hockey pitches chums! and remember to sketch f

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. After tonight's podcast, the final podcast ever of Comedy Bang Bang, I'll finally have time to remove all these skin tags.

    By Schadenfreude's Dead Cat,
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  19. After uploading the Netflix simulation, Neo now knows Kung Fu Panda.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  20. After visiting the Kulapagos Islands...

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  21. After we broke up, there was no one left to finish my

    By JacobCorona,
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  22. After years of Andy Circus working exclusively in Newspapers Funny Pages, Andy left go pursue a career in the fledgling art of Mo-Cap.

    By sodapopcat,
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  23. After years of dessert storms and ultradelicious light exposure, he crawled over one last sugar dune. "Candyland! Why have you forsaken me?"

    By HeyNongerman,
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  24. After years of scientific study and thousands of dollars in research grants, we can finally, definitively say...

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  25. After years of speech therapy I'm proud to say I finally got rid of my stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stuh-stupid speech therapist

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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