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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. I inadvertently caused some controversy at the garden center today, until a staff member kindly informed me that it's not that kind of hoe

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 279 views

  3. On your mark... get set... moustache!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 319 views

  4. Baa-baa black sheep have you any wool? Look at the nutso talking to sheep again.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. If you're gonna pepper spray me at least have the decency to add some salt, these eye potatoes aren't going to season themselves.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 365 views

  6. Game of Thrones Spoiler:Sansa&Arya backpack around Essos for a year to discover great food,have fun,fall in love,&perhaps learn a little about them...

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. banish the Spanish, hit the Dutch in their foot, steal the Frenches wenches and piss on that paddy man's spuds.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. Whoopi's whopping whooping cough stopped after sitting on a whoopee cushion while eating a whoopie pie and whoppers.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  9. Kennedy shot first!

    By KingoDingo,
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  10. Don't call it a comeback, those are just alopecia spots.

    By Shampoodler,
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  11. If a man be skalt on his members or his yerd, lay the powder thereon.

    By FucktardIdiot,
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    • 778 views

  12. If you get caught between the moon and New York City, it might be time to lose some weight.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Mr. Marty Meat Slicer, Mohel for Hire! Thin cut or thick cut for ya today, pal?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Briar beware: Rapunzel hair

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Maybe I'm an old fashioned butt, but I don't see the big deal about pesticides on our food.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. Look, don't get the wrong idea, I hate your cooking

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. If I've said it pleven, I've said it kapleven times, kevin! Put the bijorkahjork down after you shit the brick

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. You don't gotta make a monkey outta me, Mister Scientist. Evolution got there first.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  19. Do bears shit on popes? Asking for a friend.

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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  20. I coulda been a contender, but apparently Caligula cast with pigs doesn't sell tickets

    By Parrot Top,
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  21. Whenever I ask the Music Man what he can play, he just tells me to fuck off outta his business

    By Parrot Top,
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  22. No, thank you... I'm a Frankenberry man.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 360 views

  23. TED Talks, but does TED ever listen?

    By MarkDowling,
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  24. With cum on my tongue, Gin Rummy sure sounds fun!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Weevil inside, weevil inside, every single cob of corn has a weevil inside

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 277 views
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