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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Low prices and head lice. Now on sale and with it, you're right! Come on down one down all.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Finger me timbers. Not unless I ask, so, finger me timbers?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. On the sidewalk. On the walls. It's everywhere. It's on the balls. I never thought I'd see the day. Oh poop, oh poop, please leave me, nay.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. 'The Air Up There' is one good flick. Crazy to think it's the prequel to Goodwill Hunting.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. As most of you know, today is the anniversary of what is possibly the worst tragedy to ever befall our nation. Rest in peace, John Ritter

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Graze for days on Grizzled Ol' Rizzo's risotto toe fungus, fun Gus!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Every day is labor day for a midwife.

    By JasonJCohn,
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  9. Black guys walk like this, and white guys don't get arrested for drug possession

    By JasonJCohn,
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  10. Unlike Pinocchio, I would love some strings to tie me down.. But its not that type of show!

    By Bigsmak,
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  11. Fancying a fingering, the bishop started mingling but the deacon caught him half-way up a habit

    By Parrot Top,
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  12. Kiss yesterday goodbye, cuddle up to today, and slip out in the night for a fumble with tomorrow

    By Parrot Top,
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  13. I'm rapping Scott and I'm here to say, I'm dyslexic and a registered sex offender

    By Parrot Top,
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  14. Tears are the words that the heart can't say, and farts are the stomach's one-liners

    By Parrot Top,
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  15. Where to put my lips, when the summer time hits? Perhaps the tip of this dog's bulbus glandis?

    By Parrot Top,
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  16. I like my talk like I like my wine... Cheap!

    By BrianMurrayNotBillMurray,
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  17. Iron Man and Iron Fist like to compare their iron shits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Always the carwash, never the car...

    By ninjamincho,
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  19. Spread your wings and fly, as I spread my cheeks and sigh.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. While singing my seminal smash-hit "Bad Day", I broke into your house and used your bidet. So sue me, Sussudio!

    By MrChiggins,
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  21. In lieu of a lol word salad is my goal.

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. A Rolling Stone gathers lots of paternity suits.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. Chuck Taylor? I Airly Jordan her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Garrison Keillor: Humorist. Raconteur. World class pussy hound.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Don't Bing "bad dogs dig Bob's big dong," begged Bob, but Bob bugged Doug, so Doug Bing'd "bad dogs dig Bob's big dong, but good dogs bite Bob's butt"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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