Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Merry Early Christmas. Fuck me, right Santa?

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 284 views

  2. Ultron. That's what I started calling my friend Ron when he was acting ultra weird.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 275 views

  3. By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 521 views

  4. It takes two to make a thing go right. It takes two to make my "thing" go right, if you know what I'm sayin'.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  5. By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 509 views

  6. Easy on the rigatoni ya jabroni, my sweetie’s got diabetes

    By Bingo Boy,
    • 0 replies
    • 287 views

  7. I’m convinced, and have been for quite some time, that the lady who lived in a shoe really couldn’t have been very happy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 254 views

  8. I ran my first marathon and used nipple tape. It was a godsend, until I tried to remove it and the nipples were removed too. “Ma, a little help, pleas

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 249 views

  9. Signet rings and gimlet swings. Dear Father, please save the squirrel from the executioner.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 265 views

  10. I did not have sexual relations with that gerbil. Not more than one time, I promise. Or I think.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 284 views

  11. Good news / bad news, guys. We finally got a response from hotdog, but the response is "no comment"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
    • 0 replies
    • 355 views

  12. I want to make a delicious cream pie for you to try five times while I derive 9 flies by eyeing fine wine bylines.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 261 views

  13. If the Candyman can cancan, can a handyman han han? Who shot first?

    By Bigsmak,
    • 0 replies
    • 490 views

  14. more frightening than lightening, more gun-grrr than thunder, more epic fail than septic hail uhh its Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast.

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 352 views

  15. sentences are our friends, no? remember all they've done for us? why turn your

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 0 replies
    • 383 views

  16. I saw you do piss-poor on the hearing test. I heard you pour piss on the eye test. But the piss test? That wasn’t shiiiiiiit

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 285 views

  17. When I became a man, I put away childish things, and when I came on the elephant man, we watched season two of Stranger Things.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 312 views

  18. I don't much care for strawberries. They make me sad.

    By JosephSchmo,
    • 0 replies
    • 414 views

  19. First of all, I don’t know half of you half as well as I should like; and B, I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 299 views

  20. Take my scalp. Take my skin. I really don’t care. Just give me a Dairy Queen Blizzard and turn it upside down or it’s free.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 310 views

  21. I love music, so I just bought a mini Bluetooth. I’m replacing my back molar with it.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 244 views

  22. Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Can’t happen because I’m butthurt and I’ve already given up.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 270 views

  23. I found Kyle’s stylized file pile of bile all riled up and beguiled while miles of the Nile tiled Lyle Lovett’s child.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 333 views

  24. I’ll take one Tylenol, three Ibuprofen, five Excedrin, seven Oxycodones, nine Spiderman gummies and a string cheese, if possible?

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 292 views

  25. I don’t want to brag, but if you’re looking for a good time, I am most certainly not the one to look to.

    By MondoMudbutt,
    • 0 replies
    • 256 views
×