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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but a doctor a day keeps the cancer at bay!

    By Adstoneable,
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  2. A razored watermelon rine rarely wins when, even when it is the only competitor.

    By Adstoneable,
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  3. Puff the tragic flagon

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  4. They call me onion head because I love that crunchy round treat, of fried onion meat. A poem by Scott Aukerman titled: “With apologies to Slimer.”

    By Justa Punn,
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  5. The Wolfman had a pina colada at trader vics, and his hair was perfect. Today on our UK affiliate, Earwolf of London

    By Justa Punn,
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  6. From the folks that brought you The People Under the Stairway to Heaven's Gate, here's some more bullshit.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. You’re Listening to Earwolf, May the Canis Entertain Us! Speaking of anus, welcome to Comedy Bang Bang!

    By Justa Punn,
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  8. Like sharing a slice of grandma pie with an old pair of sweat pants you ain't seen in awhile.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. Hawkwind? Then stop feeding the thing burritos, ya nugget!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. There ain't no mountain high enough Ain't no valley low enough Ain't no river wide enough To keep me from getting to you babe. Said the stalker

    By Rapscallion,
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  11. Enemies bested, mammaries unvested (Oreste's besties' breasties sequestered); am I me? Sure, I am me: that's tested -

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  12. I sell seashells by the sea-shore; business is not going well and I live in the dunes.

    By MyBigHugeDad,
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  13. Cream-skinned genes make me cream my jeans; I'm a racist and sexually useless.

    By MyBigHugeDad,
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  14. If this show were an "Al-Dente" pasta, Mom would still ruin dinner.

    By MyBigHugeDad,
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  15. Happiness is a worn gunt, hang hang, poot poot.

    By Shampoodler,
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  16. If that cheater cheetah deserts his desserts I'll find him fined for four cents, make sense Mike?

    By kev-bot 4000,
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  17. My favorite Urban legend is the one about how Keith recording his entire country album in one continuous take on PCP.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. What do you call a Brazillian man?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. "Please Scotty, please do your world class Michael Jackson bit"

    By sarbartartar,
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  20. t'is well I am William (see 'humble Brazilian') and not, thank God Will.I.Am (see 'bumbling sham')

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. I’ll take People Who Cracked Corn for $800, Alex.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. On today’s show, we’re slingin’ some sweet tent, payin’ some late rent, fomentin’ some malicious intent, and pourin’ some comedy cement.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I put my pants on one leg at a time just like you—but I stop at one because of that infection I picked up from your mom at the Blues Traveler concert.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. bakka da line: optimus prime

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. My shit is so hot, I'd put Armitage Shanks out of business

    By Poorado,   
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