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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. What is the sound of one cheek clapping?

    By StopEatingBees,
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  2. Maybe I don’t want to avoid the Noid, dad.

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  3. No matter how drunk I get, I still cry when I touch my penis. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  4. The penis lawyer is going to be late

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  5. I will murder Grimace with a machete

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  6. My only friend is the cold steel in my mouth. I'm talking about my braces.

    By WorstPenis,
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  7. Give me one look and I swear to God I will start crying

    By WorstPenis,
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  8. Turn me inside out, 'til I'm flopping like a trout!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. If you grant my darkest wish, you'll gut me like a fish!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 176 views

  10. I hope you have a horrible Christmas

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  11. Finally, it looks like my boner is returning to some semblance of normalcy.

    By Stanley 2 Chainz,
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    • 223 views

  12. I just found out about kinetic typography and my mind is blown.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  13. If you ask me Martin Luther was a king, where are all my P-Ref heads at!?

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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    • 166 views

  14. "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best." said the emotionally abusive partner.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  15. The only thing I'm on is mic #podcasters against drugs

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  16. You've got to wine and dine it, before you bump and grind it.

    By Iamtheonewhoclaps,
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  17. Just slap my behind and call me comedy, cuz i am ready to bang this out.

    By Iamtheonewhoclaps,
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  18. Don't forget to tip your waiter, they need help lying down.

    By Iamtheonewhoclaps,
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  19. Hi my name is Toe Tapper, you might be familiar with my brother, the child that our parents loved and didn't give a pun name to, Jake Tapper.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  20. The major difference between cupcakes and cake; the first leaves them hungry, the latter makes them gape. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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  21. If style is the language of the mind, then toots are the songs of the behind. 

    By Marie Boobies & Ricky Dicks,
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    • 179 views

  22. The sun is, hands-down, the coolest entity that has ever offered me raisins

    By StopEatingBees,
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  23. It’s good to get a third leg up because a third leg is usually a penis

    By mikeisntfunny,
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  24. If God can do anything can he drown a fish

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 142 views

  25. FOR SALE: Baby shoes. Footless baby.

    By StopEatingBees,
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    • 134 views
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