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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Oatmeal will cure what ails ya, if what ails ya is a lack of fiber

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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    • 320 views

  2. Day 2: Mother performs a canine colonoscopy on the kitchen table. We need your prayers.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 280 views

  3. Signal the guy. Tickle the fry. It shits only potato and myrrh.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 314 views

  4. He do me. He do you. He’s got that kinda lovin’. For a brother always knows where the G spot is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 304 views

  5. I put my itty bitty weenie in a bowl of linguine now my wife wont answer my calls.

    By colyboly,
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    • 270 views

  6. Today on the show we talkin’ Weehawken. Everyone’s 19th favorite place in New Jersey.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 387 views

  7. Where will you be when the goat eats the turnip

    By JosephSchmo,
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    • 381 views

  8. What’s up Auk-dawg?

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 373 views

  9. Take off your pants and parka. Parka all over my chest and face.

    By Frenchfries,
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    • 400 views

  10. Watch Big or go home.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 388 views

  11. One, two, three, four! My son died four days ago!

    By fredsolo,
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    • 366 views

  12. Non sequitur? I barely origami corn whistle!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 293 views

  13. Native to the rocky beaches of Lake Erie, the Very Silly Corn Oyster has but one natural predator—zombie Charles “Who’s Your Oyster Daddy” Bronson.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 288 views

  14. Be the change you'd like to see in your pocket.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 300 views

  15. Batter up! Baby batter that is, right up yo momma to create a mini me. We'll be literal bros, bro!

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 384 views

  16. Mild diarrhea has come to see ya!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 302 views

  17. Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 277 views

  18. Bite the bullet. Break your teeth. Wash your hands. Repeat repeat repeat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 266 views

  19. Sticky icky stuck to my nuts my balls are getting high y’all.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 266 views

  20. Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 257 views

  21. I stuck my neck out, but really I was sticking my head out so someone should change that phrase.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 346 views

  22. Maybe it's Maybeline? Maybe you should mind your own damn business.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 393 views

  23. Hey, remember the 80's? Your mom does because she 8 deez nuts.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 410 views

  24. I'm just here to throw as much sticky shit at the wall as possible and hope my sticky shit sticks.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 370 views

  25. 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls 1 pint, 8 girls 1 quart

    By RichieMillennium,
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    • 567 views
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