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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You can lead a horse to a party

    By Rod Ogg,
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    • 250 views

  2. Chunky bubbles ravaged the city of helpless toddlers and their pet necromancer hamsters.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 297 views

  3. Stinky twinkies sausage links and a slinky were all found at the crime scene of the blue-tailed lizard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 302 views

  4. One’s a person. Two is more. Three’s company. And four is one more than that, mathematically speaking.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 316 views

  5. and Nairobi ain't the capital of Djibouti.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 337 views

  6. We'll burn that bridge when we come on it- said the man with volcanic jizz.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 375 views

  7. I don't want to add insult to injury but, injusultery.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 319 views

  8. Is being a psychologist cool? Asking for a Freud

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 503 views

  9. Mona Lisa Smile, you're on candid camera.

    By Infant Spinach,
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    • 316 views

  10. Don Rickles dons spectacular spectacles and sees miniature icicles on his particular testicles.

    By Infant Spinach,
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    • 275 views

  11. Sometimes I forget that Schindler's List and The Emoji Movie are two separate movies.

    By Schnickpot,
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    • 429 views

  12. Halloween stores are the gravestones of failed businesses

    By BizWheatley,   
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    • 291 views

  13. Catchphrase Pro Tip: Scott loves a good play on words, so keep your pun game sharp with a high-quality carbide tungsten pun-game sharpener.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 326 views

  14. Brendan Fraser called, he wants his sweater back.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 413 views

  15. "This rapper has to go to the crapper" is the lyric that proves Tupac was the greatest rap artist to ever live.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 317 views

  16. World’s fair? Now that’s an oxymoron!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 515 views

  17. I’m as nervous as a long-tailed whore in a church full of rocking chairs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 401 views

  18. Johnny planted apple tree and I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 341 views

  19. Found only in the storm drains of downtown Baton Rouge, the reclusive Corncob Crab has but one natural predator—Maria “Bam Bam Crab Ma’am” Bamford.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 332 views

  20. Your guy's alright but have you heard of Ace Smallehigh: The No-Sexing Guy?

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 419 views

  21. In summation, some congruous genitals generally generate copious congenital gestation infestations!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 316 views

  22. You lost your dog, murdered your family, and Burger Kind stopped selling chicken fries again. Could this day get any worse?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 253 views

  23. Stinky fingers caressed the boys frail ribcage as he licked the tiny hole beneath the couch. “Mom” he said, don’t forget to heat up dinner!”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 260 views

  24. Pat the participant was also the recipient of the omnipotent patent at the padded room pageant.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 245 views

  25. When high school ratings are low, the lunch ladies serve the meatless penis patties slow.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 264 views
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