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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Abandon hope, all ye who enter here, and also put your phones in these little lockable mesh bags and sign this non-disclosure agreement.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Emulsified corn gel, check. Wood duck hackle, check. Iron Maiden’s Powerslave on vinyl, check. Clean underwear, check. Let’s get this podcast started!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. I’m afraid that due to my delicate ladyfingers, the only dessert I’m able to make is tiramisu.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  4. What did the Bitcoin-loving peanut say to the almond at the ATM? “Cash? Ewww.”

    By ratingsjedi,
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  5. There must be a lot of mantises in heaven, what with all the praying they do. So yes, to answer your question, heaven is full of disgusting insects.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  6. If you are constantly finding yourself separating the head from the torso, you just might be a neck.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  7. Drop it. Just drop it. The toilet is lonely and I'm tired of watching you try to shit.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. "It's an action figure of speech", the teacher said. I love action figures. They're fun to play with.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. With thee whether thee wither

    By Adventureless_Hero,
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  10. Red Fish, Blew Fish. Pink Fish, Lick Fish.

    By Adventureless_Hero,
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  11. After consulting with my haberdasher, I have determined that this entire ep is a classic case of CSLC—chapeau sur le chapeau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Charlie don't surf but he sure as heck can unicycle.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Pig, sheep, cow, chicken / and old farmer Dirk / all refer to each other / as "my friend from work"

    By slowestjogger,
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  14. A rolling stone collects no moss -- no matter how old and musty Keith Richard's balls are.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  15. Daddy's gone for a week and he has to come back to this foul and pestilent congregation of vapers?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. What you call "Lactose Intolerant", i call "Racist against cows"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  17. Dont fade like Spade. Greet the morn like Norm.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a seizure, bro.

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  19. 2 Uncle Sam's surprise stratafied stigmata cries streamed sanctafied down Santas thighs as statewide spates at saintly rates cede irate Yeats from

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. The meek shall inherit the Earth on one condition: They have to spend one night in God's haunted mansion.

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Eyebrows are fur streaks.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. Every cloud has a silver lining thanks to Johnny Nimbus, sky tailor.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. In a TV first, "Shart Tank" has been canceled during the first commercial break.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Rain only happens when it thunders. Playin only happens with the playas.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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