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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him well…sexually.

    By TheGhostofWilliamShakespeare,
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  2. Alas, there were no condoms in my drawer, nor sheets on my bed, and much less a woman to make love to.

    By RafaelRabello,
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  3. Alaska again, Iowa-nt an answer this time, did you stick it In-Diana? Answer honestly Oregon-na kill ya.

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Albano vs Ferrigno vs Bega: Whoever wins, they're all Lou's.

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  5. Albert Camus says "Nanu Nanu" in my fucked up French fan fiction!

    By Tomwaitsaround,
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  6. Alert the presses; this limited edition beverage is the only one I consume! It's a juicy sclusie juicy sclusie juice sclusie!

    By pepsi,
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  7. Alex P. Keaton ain't cheatin' but Marty McFly is an adulterous guy

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Alexa, do my taxes.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  9. Alexa, how do I make my suicide look like an accident? Asking for a friend.

    By Donkey Ho-Tay,
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  10. Alexa, order more hemorrhoid cream.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  11. Alexa... Continue reading "Snoopy erotica". Oh, shit. Alexa, stop.

    By Shittybutthole,
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  12. Alexander Taco Bell may not have invented as much as his grandfather but have you ever had a chili cheese burrito!?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. Alexander wept for there were no worlds left to conquer. But then he saw the rack on that Egyptian chick and he started to feel a little better.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  14. Alfalfa is a little rascal. Gary LeVox is a Rascal Flatt. Darla is a flat little rascal.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  15. Alfred Hitchcock is my favorite director because his name is a combination of Hitch and Hancock. Double Will Smith, baby!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  16. Alfred Kropp: The Thirteenth Skull is a young adult fantasy thriller by Rick Yancey.

    By Jon1326657842,
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  17. Alfreda always confused citronella with salmonella......

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  18. Algorithm? More like Al Gore don't got rhythm!

    By Mister Malaka,
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  19. Alias Smith & Jones's legal names were Jones & Smith. They simply swapped. Was that really worth making a show about?

    By Lamprey,
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  20. alice in northumberland, the chilling tale of one british tourist's inability to discern reality from Monopoly

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Alien on the streets, Predator in the sheets

    By Shittybutthole,
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  22. Alien? More like life form from another planet!

    By LesterPipps,
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  23. Alimony Tony rides an antimony pony while smoking peyote and eating bologna. It may seem unlikely that a pony would be made of metal, but it's a real animal and not just a convenient rhyme.

    By llcooljessie,
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  24. Alimony Tony’s got nothing on this bologna

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  25. Alistair MacLean perused the manuscript his robo-whore had procured him from the ruins of ArdNaois; with his advance spent on robo-whores and sloe gi

    By KrangkaDelic,
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