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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Remember, remember, the 3rd of September, Your brother turns twenty that day!

    By LeslieIsGoingToSaltLakeCity,
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  2. I never knew the weather blew but my sock is stiff as a board. There's cream galore and a smorgasbord smothered in a cheesy gumshoe.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Really quick, just gimme your social security number, your date of birth, and all your cheese.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. The new iPhone X has an already established PornHub account linked to your iCloud.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Post your idea for Scott’s next catchphrase!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Don’t retire—kill your boss in a fire!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Discover a world like none other when you perform the incest ritual of love, today on Dr. Phil.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. There's a pie in the sky I'd like to marry. It has flaky crust and tastes like cherry!

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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  9. Old Man Piven was livin the dream, had driven the lemurs far outta the scene, til them damn hipster lemurs showed up, start actin like-

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. this model comes with all the bells and whistles, most of the gongs and pistols, plus five dozen frozen nipples.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  11. Found only in the vast savannah of Georgia, the elusive Corn Toad has only one natural predator—Zombie Walter “The Corn Toad Destroyer” Matthau.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. so hey y'know Ray? Bro's dame's so fey. . beaux's lame. Ho play low game throwin flames on propane sayin joe rogan be pro rogaine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. The joke's on you, my life is already a living hell

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  14. this purebread's yeasty!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Shampoodler is on the way out, because the Voblex is coming back from vacation. Just kidding, what’s up scallywags let’s get British on it.

    By angryrose,
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  16. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape...

    By AlmostAGhost,
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  17. Life's a bitch and then you die that's why we get high on our own supply and demand to take a stand up for your right to party in the USAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    By beezyharps,
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  18. Just like I tell my butcher, "Don't skimp on the salami, mommy!". Mostly because my mom works in a butcher shop.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  19. Great news, children. Santa Claus is real and I'm the only one that knows where he's buried.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. "If only we knew back then that the truly patriotic posture for the national anthem was to hover 2 feet off the ground with your thumb up your ass..."

    By Parrot Top,
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  21. Love me. Love me. Say that you love me. Rub me. Rub me. And the paper towels are over there.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. 1000 milligrams of juice into the IV, sir. My brother gave me his Vitamin D and now my ass hurts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Delete this from your catchphrase submission forum, please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Things aren’t so bad. Everyone in my family died, but things aren’t that bad when you think about it.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Insane Clown Posse is arguably the most successful hip hop duo in the past 23 years.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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