New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. We now return to the sequel, "The Return of Max Dugan Returns"

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2. Get the new R.L. Stine Home Bar. You won't have Goosebumps when the brew pumps into your Registered, Limited-edition Stein.

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3. She was no Warrior Princess but she sure could dribble fruit punch out of her mouth. Such was the life of Juicy Jawless.

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4. I'm a little teapot short and stout and How Dare You shame me for it?! Im proud of my figure and I know I'm beautiful on the inside, where the tea is.

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5. Come hither and slither into the nether regions of the ether demons, ka pish?

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6. Meet the Press and Face the Nation, talky on the telly is the new sensation!

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7. I don't know how you structure your day, John, but contrastive focus reduplication is what I work to DO-do every morning and evening on the toilet.

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8. How much wood would chuck berry chuck if chuck berry could chuck wood. RIP

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9. Thanks for signing that non-disclosure agreement and welcome to Comedy Bang Bus!

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10. You wanna talk a Madonna iguana? It was not lasagna, we were eating at Benihana's in 1994 Bophuthatswana.

    By Dead_Armadillos, March 28, 2017
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11. There was drama when Madonna's iguana from Tijuana got some lasagna on ya.

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12. And furthermore, what kind of plebian name is Auckerman? Were your forbears purveyors of auckers? Or were they penguins? I bet they were penguins.

    By Colfax McLiverneck, March 28, 2017
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13. How dare you impugn my family name, Mr. Auckerman! The McLivernecks came over from Scottish Montenegro on the Cornflower in 1621!!

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14. Human Centipede? More like P.U.-man centipede because it stinks! Probably! I've neither seen nor smelled it.

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15. One day we'll look back at this and laugh, but right now we should burn that thing off your neck.

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16. As a comedian it's pretty embarrassing to run out of material. But it's more embarrassing if you're a milliner cause you can't improvise a hat.

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17. We can re-bill him. We have the technology. This new accounting software is positively bionic!

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18. Crustacean time travel. Let's go back and Krill Hitler.

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19. The suggestion box suggested shocks but ingested rocks cause digestive blocks.

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20. You can't polish a turd but you can polish a deli. Heteronyms baby!

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21. Near, far, wherever you are / I believe that the heart does go on. Don't forget to carry your organ donor card with you at all times!

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22. I got laid on a date last week. Dried fruit as a bed? These novelty hotels are crazy!

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23. Trippy Von-Visuals, the German conceptual artist died today and was buried in a custard cloud.

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24. Smothered in cream. Strangled by yoghurt. Death by Chocolate. Sorry no, we don't have a pacifist menu.

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25. Colfax’s Paradox: If you go back in time and stop corn from being domesticated by ancient méso-américains, this catchphrase does not exist.

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