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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I get knocked down, but I get up again. ...because fuck you!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  2. Imagine dragons. Now imagine them naked. Fuck yeah bro!

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. The frontier was left barren. His penis and balls were now naked.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Bless the heart that feeds the head, for the head goes down until completion.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. The sky was red and the feds passed wind. We knew we were finally safe.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. 'the muscle that regulates laughter' now THERE'S a turn of phrase

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. Three sheets to the wind, so I'm sleeping on a bare mattress tonight. I'm hammered.

    By Jon Hex,
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  8. Yale cranks in grey spanks with great tanks save failed banks then crave thanks from male ranks of pale yanks in phallanx .

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. I swat her, you swat her, we all swat her for ice water!

    By Schnickpot,
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  10. and the lord said unto john, "come forth and receive eternal life." but john came 5th and won a toaster

    By MrWhiteThunder,
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  11. In lieu of a catchphrase, id like to invite listeners to join me in the Pledge of Allegiance. I pledge allegiance to Howard Sterns penis. Bababooey.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. In times of grief we sorrow and frown, in times of good grief, Charlie Brown.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. Wherever you go, there you are.

    By Fat Friar Funk,
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  14. Hello, it’s me. Todd Rundgren. You know, from “Hello, It’s Me”?

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  15. Every breath you take, every move you make, I’ll be ignoring you, you profoundly uninteresting nincompoop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. When I stare into my children's eyes, I feel the love of Yeezus.

    By smitty,
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  17. Yo' Mama so old she plays telegram tag!

    By JordanMaywood,
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  18. "Mmeettaa" is when you are being VERY Meta.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  19. On the road again. Fell out of my car because of my vertigo mixed with narcolepsy... road again.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  20. The horse whisperer whispered sweet whispers into the whiskers of the rat he so dearly loved.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've created a crazed recluse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 295 views

  22. The best way to start your weekend is to relive the week you just hated.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Want your witch hunt to pay off? Start your search at the broom store.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Honestly, I don't even know what's real and what's a Simpson's joke that I'm misremembering.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  25. I know not age, nor weariness nor defeat, that is why I, a grown man, is going to trick-or-treat.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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