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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Get your disbelief a belt, because we are out of suspenders.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  2. Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, reload and try again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  3. Five L's go West to find someone to smoke them.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Bungalow 5 is where my cousin died, my mother lied, and where I rubbed one out on repeated occasions.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. You don't need me for a good time, unless a good time to you means an incredibly loose hole and bowls of Cheetos.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. The deed is done. You’ve had your fun. Open wide, here comes your punishment, grandpa...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses are wizards!

    By fredsolo,
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  8. Hello I'm Windy Insides and welcome to the flatulence variety hour.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. I'm new here. What's the deal with dental? How often do we get paid? Also, why are we chained to this radiator?

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. What Would Jesus Do? And other handy questions to absolve yourself of responsibility and just take your cues from your Mexican co-workers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. No, I don't want no Scrubs. Scrubs is a show that can't get no more repeats.

    By smitty,
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  12. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a major astronomical event and should be reported to NASA.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. You've reached the voice mailbox of 666, Dicks-Dicks-Dicks, Pee-Pee, Wee-Wee. Please leave a message at the tone.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  14. unwinding? choose pete seeger, you'll find in time he's neater than hank williams (a wifebeater).

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Donald Trump is bad and not like a Michael Jackson bad where it actually means good but like a Michael Jackson bad where it means bad.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  16. You’re gonna wanna to take the 610 to the 90, on up the 8 around to the 59, then down the 45 until you hit the water. You’ll have to swim from there

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. They wink at wild and warlike guys: those undulating Uigher wives

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. This is the slow junk what smelt to engrumbling people.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I originally thought about naming my dog Barnelope Whiskertits, but the name was already taken. By your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Eat a bag of dicks? Challenge accepted! Mortimer, dear chap, bring me my dick-eating bib and a bottle of red Bordeaux from the carriage, post-haste!

    By Pure Guava,
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  21. Deck the halls with dick and balls it’s Christmas in my pants!

    By Shampoodler,
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  22. If you like the outdoors as much as you like licking your lips, come down to LL Cool J's and LL Bean's grand opening of LL Cool Beans LLC.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  23. Peeper in the windows? Take your pants off and touch your toes. Show that peeper a brown hole he'll never forget.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. I never thought I'd see the day when we stop incest. My family is cheesed off.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Not once in my life have I regretted eating my cat's feces to win that dime to buy a lemon head.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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