New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. Push the feelings down and act normal—the horse you broke up with, Mr. Hands, is walking over.

   By MondoMudbutt, October 21, 2017
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2. The only thing we have to fear is I Have a dream that four score and seven years ago i get up... And nothing ever get's me down!

   By Scam Elliot, December 30, 2017
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3. I've got chills... They're multiplying. I think i should see a doctor about it.

   By Scam Elliot, December 30, 2017   

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4. You forced Ms. Goldberg to have sex in the novelty toy factory? Making Whoopi make whoopie where they make whoopie cushions!?

   By Pat Chaddams, December 30, 2017
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5. Virginia is for lovers, and Florida is for mindless zombies unfit for civilized society.

   By IRONicmerMAN, October 23, 2017
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6. Don't quit your DayQuil job, the one at the DayQuil factory you dirty NyQuil sucking sanguinista.

   By Charlie Murphy Brown, November 7, 2017
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7. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE...and open your cheesecake hole please.

   By Pugfugly Ate He Fore, October 22, 2017
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8. And don't forget about the 8th dwarf, "Anal." He's anal retentive!

   By Dale Cooper Black, October 22, 2017
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9. Stop, drop and pop it in. Chewing gum belongs in the bin. Don't litter kids. This ain't the 80's no more.

   By SideofMcG, February 12, 2018
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10. Sorry again about the incident in the Tesla showroom. In fairness, your salesperson did tell me I could sleep on it

    By Dale Cooper Black, October 22, 2017
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11. The laundry competition went on and on, each man continually trying in vain to throw in the towel.

    By Pat Chaddams, December 30, 2017
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12. My ghoul-friend is a real whore, she calls everyone boo.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot, October 23, 2017
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13. Now that October is over, men can finally stop thinking about women's sweet, sweet breasts for 11 months.

    By IRONicmerMAN, October 23, 2017
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14. everyone knows what's in everyone's nose, though we try not to show it

    By A Picture of a Tractor, October 23, 2017
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15. Tickets are free for whatever guy sees Verne Troyer make some of his own creamy goodness.

    By MondoMudbutt, October 23, 2017
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16. Fifty-five bee hive hair wives are alive, thrive, drive and jive to Summer Sun by Death Cab for Cutie.

    By MondoMudbutt, October 23, 2017
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17. complaining on thanksgiving is the same thing as working on labor day

    By A Picture of a Tractor, October 23, 2017
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18. If you're one saying "there are too many people on this planet", you'll quickly change your tune when global food shortages prevail.

    By IRONicmerMAN, October 23, 2017
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19. When The Rock calls you a "Jabroni", he means you're an Italian male who likes My Little Pony.

    By Mister Malaka, October 23, 2017
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20. Welcome to our order / here's your custom-made habit / all the sisters are excited / to see a nun who's a rabbit

    By slowestjogger, October 23, 2017
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21. When is Hollywood going to remake the movie Multiplicity? I want that please.

    By mwn, January 1, 2018   

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22. Dear penthouse forum, When decorating a top floor apartment is it considered tacky to have two bay windows? follow up, how horny does that make you?

    By Pat Chaddams, December 30, 2017
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23. I ordered a code red to make my friend Amber alert. Too bad she's defcon 1...

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot, October 24, 2017
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24. We'll come on that bridge when we cross it.

    By CaptPukeFish, October 24, 2017
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25. Fighting never solved anything except: a boxing match, karate tournaments, wrestling matches, UFC fights, debate competitions... Fighting solves a lot

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot, October 24, 2017
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