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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Professional draft dodger makes drastic error, is drafted to play left guard for the Vikings

    By yodellingwalrus,
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    • 466 views

  2. constant content = mediocrity × periodically

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. Now listen here, Roxette. We all enjoy your off-brand Eurythmics power pop stylings, but joyrides are nothing to sing about. People get hurt.

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  4. Throw out all your Bill Cosby and Bing Crosby sweaters: it's Bill Bixby sweater season!

    By Eponymous Ponymouse,
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  5. The corn squid come but once a year, to eat your kids and husk your ears.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  6. Eat the brain. Gain the fame. This delicious sack. Is ready for your flame.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. “Nipple clamps are of great use in the kitchen,” local chef, Bobby Flay, tells reporters.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Take the string cheese and put it under your pillow for one full week. Then relay that back to me, you sexy son of a bitch.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Micturition Syncope, a new sketch comedy show by Pee and Keel.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  10. Welcome to CBB radio! Never mind me. Today's about your mustard cup fantasies and nothing but.

    By Tairy Greene,
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  11. I'm a tell it like it is person, and a smell it like it's jizz person, because every once in a while it is in fact jizz.

    By greazey_bob,
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  12. Casey's at the plate. The crack of the bat. Fair ball, touch 'em all. Go Mudville!

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  13. doctor, doctor, gimmie the news

    By dhc343,
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  14. Since her seaside seashell shop was shut by the city’s cease and desist order, she subsists solely by scalping Soul Asylum CDs by the Scrimp ‘N Save

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. For sale: Seashells. Location: Seashore. Condition: Lightly used by unknown mollusk. Do not CONCH-tact seller with unsolicited offers.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  16. Harvey Dent: The man who knew too little.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Bringeth thy man with crutches of cheese, for a man with cheese is one to please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Right said Fred. Wrong said Ted, Fred's brother. Thus the argument ended.

    By Pure Guava,
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  19. Truth be told, lies be sold, views be bold and skies be gold here at Golden Skies Truth Telling Fib Sellers by the beach.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. How ‘bout don’t piss on my leg OR tell me it’s raining. The former is disgusting and the latter is self-evident.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. If you're happy and you know it, shit your pants.

    By Risk Biscuit,
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  22. Chicken Strips? Sounds pollo picante to me!

    By dhxlive,
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  23. Pipe wrench wielding, Dame Judie Dench, struck the hot dog stand owner, stole 13 dogs and was off.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 382 views

  24. If you can't handle me being fond of liverwurst, then you don't deserve to fondle my best bratwurst.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. If you’ve got a lovely lady then ya gotta give her gravy-make her crazy for your baby; let her lay down, if she’s lazy.

    By Venerean,
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