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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Split peas on her pants and sleeves, I'd spill it on my mama from my mouth.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Whether they are in fences or in bathroom stalls, welcome to the show where we talk about interesting peep-holes.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  3. I may be ostracized for being ostrich-sized, but I'm no loon, so don't be a dodo or I'll get owly.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Lucky for you my first and middle names are Lucky. Lucky Lucky Hitler.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  5. Stick your hand into the jelly, and tell me it doesn’t feel like grandpa’s back fat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Guzzle the drinks, dingus. The flamingos won’t wait forever.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Coming this December—A Twelve-Minute VHS of My High School Marching Band Playing an Arrangement of Sweet Child of Mine: A Star Wars Story

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. All of the other reindeers used to laugh and trick him into pyramid schemes.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. The power of love multiplied by hatred cubed equals your family dynamic this Thanksgiving.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Keep it in your pants - a guide to where to store a pocket.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Call the Realistic Party Line. Disingenuous girls are awaiting to chat (about you behind your back) now!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. I'm irate over this pie-rate, but this slice is pretty nice.

    By dhxlive,
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  13. if Ventolin's a tad intense please strengthen now lest you take offence when renting Quentin's tents in Ghent.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Welcome to Comedy Gang-Bang, the show where we beat you off with a schtick

    By kraftyDevil,   
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  15. First you take a piece of cheese...

    By kraftyDevil,
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  16. God must have really had to scrape the mold off when he made you.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. My job doesn't provide traditional benefits, but there's one big perk to being a human dummy for a ventriloquist.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. You best start believing in ghost stories, Miss Turner. Because I just pooped my pants

    By dancydrew,
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  19. If you thought Kim K's Aaliyah costume was in poor taste, you should've seen Kanye's R Kelly outfit.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. Mazel tov, corn dog!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Loose comedy and stiff cocktails. Is that a shirt? That's my Monday. Now that's a shirt.

    By DatGing,   
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  22. Some random dude just came up and punched me in my Vonnegut. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Just saw a squirrel get into a fight with a blue jay over a Vonnenut. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  24. Some Christians keep their virginity by only having sex in their Vonnebutt. So it goes.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Can a person binge watch the Purge trilogy?

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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