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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You say toma-no-to-anal, I say toma-yes-to-anal, let's call the whole thing off

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. Am I bicurious? Why yes, I am thinking about buying a bike.

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  3. 1, 2, knuckle my moose. 3, 4, camel my toe. 5, 6, twist my nips. 7, 8, it’s a date!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. My prayers to He Who Walks Behind the Rows are answered. The corn flourisheth in the field, the nongs heyeth in the wood, & Womp It Up hath returned!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. A catchphrase without corn is like a day without sunshine without corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Slap my booty and call me Rudy. While we're at it, Sean Astin is kind of a cutie.

    By ValerianandtheCityofaThousandP,
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  7. Since you slathered the gun in BBQ sauce, I think I'm gonna have to bite the bullet on this one.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  8. This Christmas season, my one wish is that the gals of "Two Girls, One Cup" can finally get a second cup.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Apologies for the stink eye, but I got pink eye from my brown eye! My naughty little butthole!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy was taken on Grindr so he went with FuzzyWuzzy1

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  11. Glass half empty or glass half full, I gotta get a refill on this Pineapple Banana Cherry Coconut Orbitz!

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  12. Watch like no one is dancing

    By DJ Drinkspecials,
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  13. "When you tickle the ivories, don't forget to work the trunk!" whispered Mr. Elephant.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. Tout de suite, Tooth Fairy... tarry no longer! Mounds of molars await thee! Hence fly away!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. And here is, Chief Queef and the Ying Yang Finger Bangers with their hit single, "Fluttery Farts Are Seeping Within Me".

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. "It puts the lotion in the basket"? That's product placement 101, big guy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. My favourite character in "Star Wars"? Gonna have to go with that second 'S'!

    By Tubastank,
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  18. It takes a lot of gravitas to talk how daddy talks.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  19. If it's drain cleaner you're after, you've to the right place!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  20. Perfectly perpendicular to the perpetrator was that purple portrait of the pergola. The Garden Bandit has been caught!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  21. I'm pretty sure it's "Give me liberty, or give me Meth!" who would want to die, when they could just get high

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  22. As the kinky marine biologist said "Keep your friends close, and your anemones closer"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  23. Champion quilter Quilt Chamberlain slept with over 20,000 women who were all kept extremely cozy.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  24. Please Hammer don't squirt 'em.

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. There once was a man from Savannah Whose eyebrow had perfect pitch. He said with a guffaw, As he wandered toward the Baby GAP, “Yes, I would like a

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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