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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Before you jump to any conclusions, yes, there is a moose antler in my ass but it was consensual.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  2. If you’ve seen two street dogs have sex, you’ve basically seen my relationship with every burrito I’ve eaten.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  3. Hi my name is Scott and my favorite band is Steel Dragon with Chris Cole. Not with Bobby Beers.

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  4. If you're a '95 baby and you like to drive down I-95 at 95 mph you're needed in the household & pets department to assist a customer Jennifer

    By Alf on line 2,
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  5. What if I told you…this isn’t a peg leg?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  6. Whose dick do I have to suck to get a Western omelette around here? Asking for a friend.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  7. Am I the only one who thinks poop doesn’t smell that bad?

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  8. I'm so relieved my new hypnotist installed a mental elevator today, no more taking the mental stairs to visit my Japanese dog.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  9. Good news. After 10 years I have finally removed the chicken bone that was lodged in my throat.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  10. My talking heads bluegrass cover band " the talking fiddle heads" stills needs a David furn.

    By Facelist,
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  11. Why can't we be friends? We both like the band war? And agree war is absolutely good for nothing?

    By Facelist,
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  12. Joined a new gym. It’s an 18th century sweat shop in the London slums. Those kids are fit.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  13. I got guilty feet and I got music, so I guess I should ask for just a little bit more

    By Entirely Wholesome Content,
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  14. It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's just illegal to make them fight, Steve

    By StopEatingBees,
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  15. I’m not as skunk as you drunk thunk wunk, Occifer.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  16. Not to sound garden but my stone roses are nirvana

    By Facelist,
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  17. Would it surprise you to know I was was once considered very thicc.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  18. Sunflowers and raspberry cats my fax machine time machine is going back in time to fax me a better catch phrase.

    By Facelist,
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  19. little bit of this and a little bit of that featuring little Richard and lil nas x

    By Facelist,
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  20. Buyer beware of dog trespassing sings have been recalled

    By Facelist,
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  21. Some day there will be no teens.

    By TootyBut2DButt,
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  22. Here's more food for THOT - she's one hungry-ass bitch!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is 3008, and Juliet is 2000 & late

    By StopEatingBees,
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  24. When in doubt, whip it out. 911? Better run.

    By StopEatingBees,
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  25. Your Tinder profile says you love commitment, but now that the bus is here, you need change? Walk home, liar.

    By StopEatingBees,
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