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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If there's grass on the field and your ass is grass, get out of the mall, Roy Moore, cuz you is crass!

    By trecoolx,
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  2. Enough with the Who’s on First routine and somebody just start the darn gangbang already.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  3. I got cauliflower ear from years of boxing. You don’t wanna know how I got sauerkraut dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 442 views

  4. yonder: Fonda, beyond the pond there; you'll find a kinda unminded diner who shy's from Grindr 'ncase her pryin' child'd find her

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  5. Pop the bubbly and play the Buble, the holiday season is upon us!

    By jizzysnizzy,
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  6. What's up sausage sandwich!

    By Señor Butt,
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  7. Capitalism grab hold of me and whip my bare buttocks, but luckily my safe word is "Money

    By Master Cylinder,
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  8. that dead elephant in sheep's clothing's a real died-in-the-wool Republican, to whom it may concern

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Say what you will about Captain Kangaroo, but I’m proud that in America a guy with a ping pong ball-filled ceiling can achieve the rank of captain.

    By RichieMillennium,
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  10. This is going to be a January to remembuary.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Foo Fighter? I barely Nirvan-her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. Two roads diverged in a yellow cornfield, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Was your mom raised in a barn? Cause she looks a lot like a goat I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. leewood's been puttin' that 'sting' in casting couches since before i been puttin' this puddin' in mouths that be southern

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. Men aren't from mars, nor the rings of Saturn, they're born on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  16. Talking to fast? Have the devil will make fun out of you and have too small mouth and too long tongue

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  17. Finger food? No, generally I just put it straight into my mouth.

    By Kinobick,
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  18. Someday we'll all share our own tragic war stories from the war on Christmas, the war on drugs and from the war on Christmas drugs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  19. At this support group, we're all just trying to get by. Luckily I had some by, and now we're all FUCKED UP.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  20. Balki report: There is one Balki. His name is Bartokomous. He lives in a balcony.

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  21. My toxic shock syndrome didn't jump-start my Prius as advertised!!! The seizures, renal failure, and diarrhea... they were all for nothing?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. What plops down stairs / Dark brown and with hairs / Gets eaten by random dogs / What sucks for a snack / And stinks up your crack / It’s NEW Hot Log!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. Why do droids scream in Star Wars? Who engineered them to feel pain? Today we answer the uncomfortable questions everyone is asking.

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  24. If you have a neck, and it's the color red....you just might be a redneck

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. Serious? As serious as a fart attack.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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