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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. My favorite movie as a wee lad would have to be ‘Angels in the Outhouse.’ That movie was the shit.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Y'know, Andy only got that job because they couldn't keep his brother, Standy Richter's, head and shoulders in frame.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  3. Did you know "You're So Vain" is actually about Dave Coulier. It's a fact! And the vein in question? The main vein.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  4. There are 800 kernels of corn per ear. The number 800 is the sum of 4 consecutive primes. Charlemagne was crowned Emperor in 800 AD. You do the math.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. Ernie in the streets, Bert in the sheets.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  6. My name is Jimmy, and I’m a corncrackoholic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Get your kicks on Route 66. Get your socks at Crazy Jimmy’s Route 66 Hosiery Warehouse and Socks-Only Free-Love Corn Maze!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Single White Female, 30, looking for something new! Ideally, a kid-friendly and open-minded doomsday cult that's welcoming and allows me to be me!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. Check your privilege at the door. Privilege check is right next to coat check, you'll need a separate ticket for each one.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. Dolph Lundgren-safe tuna should be Greenpeace's first priority. I've seen him down a metric ton of sashimi in less than an hour.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Knock Knock Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne, "The Rock," I'm Johnson

    By JasonKlamm,
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  12. More like Ky-NO Renfunds, jed I right!?

    By Shampoodler,
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  13. Come come Mr. Bond, other donors are waiting to use that magazine.

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. I’m unbelievably confused by the very superstitious writings on my balls.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. There ain’t no mountain high enough to keep me from getting to that sweet and salty toe jam your feet excrete.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Give it to me straight, doc. No, wait, I’m feelin a little frisky. Let’s put that sucker in sideways.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. "Ceiling tiles!? More like hurt-my-feeling tiles!" Cried Mr. Stucco into the harsh, unloving void. Then he exposed his beam.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. Oh, I get it now. Stevie wonder what everything looks like.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  19. You know who could've used some gummy bears? Grizzly man, Timothy Treadwell.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. What is "SO WRONG" with the fact that my belly button can contain a pint of liquid?

    By TromboneLongy,
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  21. My elevator pitch? Slider low and away, gets em every time.

    By greazey_bob,
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  22. One in the drink, two in the stink, straws can be versatile and fun.

    By greazey_bob,
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  23. CATCHPHRASE !!!

    By lil armleg,   
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  24. Er'rybody love Ray in Jamaica, mon!

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. You kinda look like thicker cut fries

    By slimsalad,
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