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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. When Muhammed Ali does it it's a sporting achievement but when I beat Joe Frazier into a pulp suddenly I'm violating a corpse.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. When Oprah Winfrey does it it's generous. But when I try to give a hundred white women a car, suddenly it's breaking and entering at the Prius dealers

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. When Lorena Bobbitt does it it's empowering but when I throw a penis out of a moving car I'm being reprimanded because it's still attached to Kevin?

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. When Kermit the Frog does it it's love but when I have relations with a pig suddenly I'm a former British Prime Minister.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Womp it, or womp it not. There is no try.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Jimmy sold crack corn, and now he’s doing four-to-ten at San Quentin.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Hey Peter, I got Dick on the line for you

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  8. The Fantastically Tasty Four - It's Slobbering Time

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Constant Cray Cray is my favourite song by KD Slang

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Champagne for my real friends. Champignon for my French friends. There ain't mush room in here for anybody else to be honest.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Only I can prevent forest fires, Smoky? Christ, that’s a lot pressure to put on a ten year old!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  12. Why do jokes have to have a punchline?

    By MarkDowling,
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  13. Hydraulics? More like hydraul-SUCKS!

    By Shampoodler,
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  14. Out in the West Texas town of El Paso, I fell in love with local news anchor Bertha Cornbaum and creeped on her until she got a restraining order.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Corn to the left of me, corn to the right—here I am, standing in a cornfield.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. I went to the Riverside County T-Shirt Outlet and Louse Farm and all I got was this lousy t-shirt.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Like folk jams? Get choke slams.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Comedy Bang Bang Catchphrase!

    By A. Madd.,
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  19. Retrieve the fowl and roast the duck. The turtle found cream in the thing he sucked.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. ive misplaced my cheque book and my life hasnt been affected at all

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. A horse is a horse, of coarse. That, however, is Sarah Jessica Parker.

    By dhxlive,
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  22. Urine for a hot meal at P.P. Changs.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. You. Me. A six-pack of frozen corn dogs. And a gallon of warm mustard. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Why was Sixvel afraid of Sevenvel? Because Sevenvel Eightvel Ninevel.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. And just like that, the elusive Corn-Eyed Mountain Giraffe of Indiana disappeared into the fog, leaving us with only shaky knees and aching buttholes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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