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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I couldn't believe the amount of ham I saw hanging from the trees when I entered the Black Forest.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 348 views

  2. Pass the Vaseline over here, Dad. It's been a long day for me, too.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 317 views

  3. Anus mites have many rights, anus mites will keep it tight

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 239 views

  4. The day you see me naked is the day I’ll eat your bullshit stew, Brenda

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 225 views

  5. They say a bird in the hand is better than two in the bush; luckily I can fit a lot more than two in my bush

    By EarwolfBlitzer,
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  6. As I wiped the grease from my Ridged brow, I vow to plow the stink from thou, for I run this cafeteria, tanner

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 229 views

  7. If you tickle this, and I nibble that, I’m positive the posture will improve your popularity

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 230 views

  8. The only thing we have to fear is Disco Zombies

    By fredsolo,
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  9. If wishes were horses, the horse-supply would become so large that horseflation would tank the horseconomy, plunging the world into a horsepression.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 271 views

  10. Wyclef Jean? Because Clef Jean.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 677 views

  11. An ear of corn a day keeps He Who Walks Behind the Rows away.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 277 views

  12. Welcome to the show—i’m Stick Hipsterman, and I have no idea what you’re talking about because I don’t even OWN a TV.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 1487 views

  13. A doctor a day will keep Gwyneth Paltrow's daughter away.

    By Bernard_Shakey,   
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    • 740 views

  14. A bromance is fine and all but I'm more of an unclemance man.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 284 views

  15. The pilot episode of Malcolm X In The Middle was a lot funnier than I thought it would be.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 428 views

  16. I’ve already told you who set the Portuguese Water Dog loose. now, please Let my cats go free, they’re innocent, councilman !

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 273 views

  17. Please pass me those Mario Lopez edition Q tips, my dimples are aggressively dirty

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 304 views

  18. We’re sorry for the added security, but we’ve received serious reports of Steve Guttenberg sightings .

    By Kornelius Kev,
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    • 300 views

  19. I’d really like to believe you, Jimmy. But the flakes of cracked corn on your sleeve tell a different story.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 282 views

  20. Wyatt Earp? Because @earp.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 329 views

  21. If wishes were horses, beggars would ride. If wishes were corn, beggars would have yellow-studded turds.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 255 views

  22. Andy Kindler's fist, a Sierra Mist and other things found on Schindler's naughty list

    By Paul Fart Burp Cop,
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    • 503 views

  23. What happens when an Amazon owner and his brother start selling clothing online? Find out on Bezos Bonobos Bros!

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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    • 360 views

  24. Jam it up your bunger, ya ain't gettin' any younger!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 353 views

  25. JIM-eeeee / You don’t have to crack that corn tonight

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 280 views
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