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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You know I hate to get off on a technicality but I can’t stop masturbating to rulebooks!

    By FoamO,
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  2. They didn't even have any rules of decorum when I joined this club. Maybe that's not a coincidence

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. I dressed the child in ham hock beef stock and ruffled his southern feathers.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Maybe it’s just me but for me J.C. is the O.G. GOTG.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “Got caught in an industrial face-stretcher.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. ‘Tis quite auspicious that corn is delicious; ‘twould be propitious were it also nutritious.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Remember, if you liked this catchphrase,don't forget to hit the like & subscribe buttons on the bottom left corner of your screen.Stay pure my Guavas!

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. I don't think I have a porn addiction but my thicc PAWG wife disagrees.

    By Shanks Akimbo,
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  9. Am I doing this right?

    By NewBanqueStu,
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  10. Hat penis is a warm glove

    By WeirdoConBeardo,
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  11. G.O.A.T. cheese must have some really confident parents to name their kid like that, poor cheese, that's a lot of pressure to live up to such a title

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 408 views

  12. She’s a dogger in the streets and a logger in the sheets. And by that I mean she’s a werewolf that shits the bed.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Up Shit's Creek without a paddle?Don't worry, it's only knee deep until you hit Shit's River,besides you'll pass Shit's Paddle Outlet on the way there

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Bitch smack paddywack give yo dawg a bone, this old pimp came smoove rollin’ home yo

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. One, two, knuckle my moose. Three, four, camel my toe. Five, six, twist my nips. Seven, eight, it’s a date!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Is the past tense of catchphrase catchphrased or catchphrose? We may never know unless I decide right now. Catchphrose. It’s catchphrose.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. I prefer pre-Malone music.

    By TheAprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. Miami convents don’t have nuns unless they got funds, son.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Call me a crazy lunatic, but I prefer when politicians kiss hands and shake babies.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  20. Look, the guy is a known shitter.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  21. If I were Noah, the only creatures left on Earth would be me and a bunch of cats

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. It’s the bee’s knees AND the butterfly’s dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  23. I now pronounce you mane and wee-fay. Please don't make fun of my pronunciation

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. And then, as if in answer, a huge elephant crashed through his window. "That's it! It's an omen!" exclaimed Joseph Merrick

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. Put my eel in your veal, and then we'll be doin' the dirty surf and turf, baby!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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