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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. All that Vegemite didnā€™t sit with me right, and now Iā€™ve got a case of the down under didgeridoo doos in my underoos.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  2. All that we see or seem is but a stream of cream within a dream about steam.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. All the bells and whistles are complimentary when you tamper with the anti theft devices

    By F-Word Scissorhands,
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  4. All the best band names start with the letter B. I mean you've got The Beatles, you've got The Beach Boys and, of course, The Brolling Stones.

    By Dunkin' "Internet" Links,
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  5. All the comedy that's fit to bang bang

    By AlexDale,   
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  6. All the downtown ladies call me ā€œtreetop loverā€. All the mens just call me squirrel.

    By Jennifer JasonLee HarveyOswald,
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  7. All the farmhands agreed, Petunia was definitely a PILF

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. All the frauleins love my bratwurst!

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. All the fun of dwarf tossing, with half the calories!

    By TV's Tyler Bennett,
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  10. All the guests today are my filthy little dogs. Bark you dirty doggies. Bark now. Just kidding...& those Milk Bones in your giftbag are also a joke.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  11. All the hoā€™s in the house say, ā€œplease donā€™t call us thatā€

    By Teenage Grave Robber,
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  12. All the kids say I'm a real fun guy, and they're right,

    By LesterPipps,
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  13. All the King's horses and all the King's men agreed that a witch must have caused a mass hallucination because there is no way that egg-man was real

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. All the King's horses and all the King's men couldn't hide the beastiality from the King and were beheaded post-haste.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put Humpty together again. I blame the horses.

    By Bawdy By Jake,
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  16. All the kingā€™s horses and all the kingā€™s men couldnā€™t be bothered to hide their inter-species love affairs.

    By Fettuccini CarboNotATumor,
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  17. All the kings horses and all the kings men couldn't put Humpty together again. So all the kings men made the horses into glue, and rode on Humpty's ba

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  18. All the leaves are brown. / I THOUGHT that food tasted weird! / ā€˜Splosive diarrā€™ea.

    By Haiku Hard-On,
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  19. All the live-long day? If I'm working this railroad, make my days short.

    By Shrek & Donkey Kong,
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  20. All the mailmen wore red pants and the birds the glorious birds they chirped accordingly. The End.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. All the musty daddies who get their kicks licking month-old bread know the grimiest weight benches in town are at Mold's Gym

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. All the patients in the burn unit love it when I tie the other end of my catheter to the bed rail and twang out Free Bird on my dick.

    By Tony the Poopbutt Butterfly,
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  23. All the Pervs down in Pervs-ville liked Christmas alot, they'd all line up to watch Curvy Jenny Pervy donning her christmas stocks.

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. All the poop came out of the holes all over my shoe like a god-damn play-doh spaghetti factory. It was a real croc of shit.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. All the Shire agrees, my skills are ill. I got more rhymes than Tom Bombadil.

    By Skeevins,
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