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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I'm livin', forgivin' the Devil his due, what'd he ever do to me?

    By Hobo Grammar,
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  2. Is Hugh talking to you too Arlene?

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. If you’re looking for something to walk around on during those lazy summer days, nothing quite beats a floor.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 277 views

  4. I like my women like I take my mashed potatoes; rustic and with a little gravy.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  5. I’m a cowboy. On a steel horse I ride. Goddamnit my balls hurt.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Booby two shoes. Ruby Blues Clues. Duty poo poo. Repeat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Oh give me a home / Where the Buffalo Roam / Unless you’ve got anything above 57th with a nice view of the park and maybe a balcony or whatever

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. The only thing necessary for the triumph of weevils is for good corn farmers to do nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Now if you'll excuse me Your Holiness, I have to, how do you say in your country, "take-a big-a fat sheet".

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Mayo is the only true thing nowadays

    By fredsolo,
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  11. Tony Shalhoub brand lube is the only lube painstakingly handcrafted by TV's "Monk" and Tony Shalhoub brand lube is the only lube my butt trusts.

    By goldjetski,
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    • 259 views

  12. As a wise man once said: "All I want to do is hoodrat shit with my friends"

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  13. I kick it root down, I'll take a poop now

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  14. Councilmen, let the record show this steer stomped my solar panel and THEN took a shit on it

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  15. Hello nasty my old friend, I've come to Paul's Boutique again

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  16. Sing a song of sixpence; shed a skin for snake sense; skin a steak for Mike Pence.

    By MattyWox,
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  17. Michael Jordan or LeBron James? Call me old-fashioned, but I like a guy who can blast the bottom right out of the ol’ peach basket.

    By MattyWox,
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    • 450 views

  18. ♬ There was something in the air that night / Not breathing right / Asbestos

    By MattyWox,
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  19. Hey! Can you please nong that somewhere else, man?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. He thrusts his fists against the post and still insists that cat tastes just like chicken, maybe a little tougher with kind of a metallic bitterness.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. CROATOAN

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Once upon a time there were four little rabbits, and their names were Flopsy, Mopsy, Cottontail, and Dinglewhiskers the Corn-Sucking Assdick.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I used to love the Simpsons but things really went downhill after Ron and Nicole got killed off.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  24. Cause every time I dream of you, the sweetest dream will never doo doo.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. I came here to eat corn and guess names, and you’re all out of corn. Wanda, is it? Artemis? Wilhelm? Umberto? Jimmy? Norman? Margaret?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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