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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A guy walks into Babar.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 310 views

  2. Please stop talking about my throat. I have a cold, so it's a sore subject for me.

    By Mister Malaka,
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    • 359 views

  3. Frothy false prophets often earn significant profits.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 309 views

  4. The only thing that matters is tiny pig bladders.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 351 views

  5. In Soviet Russia, the secret police spy on you

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. For some reason, my 32nd birthday seemed to go by faster than any of the others

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 279 views

  7. If there were a scandal involving the Watergate Hotel today, the media would have to call it Watergate-gate

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie, I quickly realize that you're kinda ugly and I don't really like you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. There's a ringing in my ear, and my glass is full of beer. So won't you be a dear and put your penis up my rear?

    By the_muteKi,
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  10. I eat nerds like you for breakfast, said the candy company spokesperson

    By the_muteKi,
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  11. I've got pockets full of dough, and a backpack full of batter. My hat is made of cookies; it's a wonder I'm not fatter.

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 406 views

  12. What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? No thanks, I'm a vegetarian

    By the_muteKi,
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    • 369 views

  13. Does the old saying about silver linings apply to fart clouds?

    By the_muteKi,
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  14. When I look at you, I feel a moray, I know you're a manta love forever. Like an electric shark all over my body. I know we're sole mates....

    By the_muteKi,
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  15. Some days, you're the black and white weirdo in the as-seen-on-tv product ad

    By the_muteKi,
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  16. You're the worm in the apple of my eye!

    By the_muteKi,
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  17. I now mispronounce you man and wolf

    By BurtTheBurper,
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  18. I’ll have the bottomless corn ceviche and the topless Rodney Dangerfield’s decaying corpse. And unsweetened iced tea with a straw.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. 4th floor: Delicates, Fragrances, Hats. 5th floor: Candies, Enamelware, Cracked Corn. Sir, this is your floor. Sir. Sir? Jimmy! Off the elevator!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. If the member is protruding, caress the nipple of the elk. Rub the butter on the rim, I guarantee that it will melt.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. I like to think you can tell a lot about a person when they commission you to write their biography.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  22. Oh baby I wanna get with you and take your... pithue?!

    By allenpwilliams,
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  23. Didgeridoo or didgeridoo not, there is no didgeritry.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear because they don't exist, the Matrix is real, the world is a computer simulation to keep us enslaved

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. You'd just as soon kiss a Wookie? I can arrange that. Also on the table: a Bothan hand job and a Tijuana tauntaun show.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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