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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. The internet is exactly like my butthole; full of adorable kittens.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Hot dogs don't just have numerous piggy parts in the meat. They also include its soul.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. Batman. Amateur hour. If you should be afraid of anyone in tight underwear and a black mask, it's my neighbor Steve. Creepy crusader, indeed.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  4. Whoever hacked my account and started posting catchphrases, stop it. Ur not funny and they're not funny. WTF is comedy bang bang? Kill urself.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. Slap it up, flip it, rub it down...oh no! That slippery dolphin got away before I could finish his shiatsu massage!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. I don't want, anybody else. When I think about you, I cut myself. Really, you're the absolute worst.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  7. I have wept. I have dreamed. I have witnessed the ancient moon make wee wee in it's dye dye.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. Say what you will about a buccaneer but I think we can all agree it's a good deal on ears.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  9. Yeah, I get it that around Christmas it's fun to call someone "Peppermint Patty". My name is Mark, not Pat!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  10. When Push Comes to Shove...

    By StanSitwell,
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  11. That last tune was "Do The Dump-A-Lump" by Freddy Dump and His Mystery Lumps. Rest in peace, Freddy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. Who needs the NES Classic to satisfy 80's nostalgia when you can just get a fat kid in a Goonies shirt to run around your yard?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  13. Deli counter terrorists WIN

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Three cheers for booze! Three beers, four chews. Five gears and a sixty year old sincerely coarse vermouth.

    By greazey_bob,
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  15. Poor people catch trains and the flu

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. New No-No, Old Yes-Yes, Current Maybe-Maybe

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun. Yeah, he's stopped eating the mice I normally put in and only wants bread!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. Who would've guessed that disgraced Sammy Hagar would have to drop a "g" from his name and lose financial support from the pants empire?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. What's up, yule log?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  20. After as many husbands as full decades alive, time to say Zsa Zsa Ga-bye

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. Today, we head into the deep secluded forest and hunt the most dangerous game of all - Monopoly: The Big Bang Theory Edition

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  22. Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And solve the differential equation on the chalkboard so we can bang Min

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. I’ve got a horse in the race, skin in the game, and my balls are in your court. Can you please have the bailiff drop them off in my office? Yes, in th

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/Let’s all go to the lobby/And find the sumbitch that keeps splicing scenes from Eyes Wide Shut int

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. Sir Slaytang slings tent down by the Slut Shop.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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