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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By the power ingested in me, I now pronounce you Chuck and Larry. You may eat the broom.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 336 views

  2. Little known fact, Arnold Schwarzenegger actually wore underwear for the entirety of the movie Commando.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 368 views

  3. Save a horse, get it vaccinated

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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    • 262 views

  4. You can lead a Jimmy to corn, but you can’t make him crack it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. I don’t swim in your toilet, so please don’t pee in my pool. What’s that? Oh, right, uhhh, I was totally shitfaced, man. Soooooo. Yeah. Go ahead.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 270 views

  6. Bang Bang in your earholes, corn cob in your bungholes. Amen.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. You either die a hero or live long enough to become a hoagie

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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  8. Three men enter, one man leaves. Welcome to Jeopardy on Spike TV

    By ColonelCrawdaddy,
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    • 270 views

  9. This catchphrase is in syndication, so now it's 8% faster to make room for more ads.

    By OscarOrtiz,
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  10. The lady will have the chicken, and the chicken will have the lady. I now pronounce you lady and chicken, you may chicken the lady.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. And now back to Martin Short and Shelley Long in, “Long Story Short: A Shlong Story.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 382 views

  12. Well tickle my biscuits and drown me in sausage gravy!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. James fractured maize, and I cared not.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. My bologna has a first name—it’s Dale, and he lives on the nightstand next to Rectinald the Stink-Elf.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. There is a 5th dimension beyond that which is known to man. It is a dimension as vast as space & as timeless as infinity. It smells like old bird jizz

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. Sacrifice begins with "sac" and ends with "ice" so get your cold nuts out there and take one for the team

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 389 views

  17. What difference does it make whether I eat pancakes or farts?

    By fredsolo,
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  18. I put the art in fart. Wait, no. Sorry, I meant to say I put the fart on art...currently. I’m farting on this painting.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 935 views

  19. The Slip 'N Slide is my summer pride. It's just outside, come take a ride!

    By 10Dads,
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  20. Stick to the plan you daft peanut-headed numb nuts skin flappin’ chocolate eclair!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 359 views

  21. “I knew that I’d be better off doing it by myself,” said the man with his newly restructured baby hand mere minutes before pleasuring himself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 335 views

  22. A diamond lasts forever, and so does in an incurable case of genital giggle queefs.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 349 views

  23. Black or white, short or tall, handsome or ugly, dead or alive, mustached or shaved, pineapple or oboe, flurgax or shirrrrrrellll, 53234 6yyy 9w39a;::

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 514 views

  24. Gonna borrow that Wayne Coyne bubble and go take out some young punks at the corner. Roll away like nothing happened. Avoid hills at all costs

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. If you have nothing nice to say don’t say it. Sing it.

    By fredsolo,
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