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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Catchphrases are like assholes—everybody’s got one. Or two, if you’ve had Dr. Cornelius Whimplesnatch’s revolutionary dual-exit weight-loss surgery.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. If you’ll be my harpooner, I can be your long-lost pal. I will call you Beatrice, and you can call me Ishmael.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Your mom sells seashells by the ho-shore.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. We have boy shorts and short boys, but we're out of shy Borts.

    By trecoolx,
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  5. If you go to a Shrek party, don't drink the Donkey Punch

    By TheHumanNeighbor,
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  6. Scrimshaw me a serene scene of your peen and then I'll polish your bone.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. The pot would never call the kettle black. That's racist bro.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. That's a bunch of bologna! Ok, that concludes your tour of this bologna factory.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. Remember when SNL stood for Music Television and they actually played videos?

    By allenpwilliams,
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  10. You don't like the idea of something. You like the idea of the idea of something.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  11. Dammit, Jim! I’m a butt doctor, not a buttHOLE doctor!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I’m rubber and you’re Borg—whatever you say bounces off of me and assimilates into you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. This is the show where we balk at ingratiating D-holes.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. Phrase, caught. Line, tagged. Chute, lubed. Tea, bagged.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. Don't it always seem to go, that you don't know what you got til it’s abandoned at an orphanage doorstep in the rain.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  16. Why accept climate change when you can have climate dolla dolla billz, y'all?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. 'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have gone to your ex's family reunion in Des Moines.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  18. Thanks to this new trend of biting coins, I’ve now had to get dentures at the ripe age of 27.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Right about now, I need a cocktail that's as stiff as a cock or a dead horse’s tail.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Excuse me if I’m speaking out of line, but you’re gonna need a lot more zucchini if you wanna make that baby clean...

    By PhiladelphiaCollins,
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  21. It may be more likely that a large brain evolved to imagine our universe than for our universe to actually exist, but I’m still going to church.

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  22. I like my women like my 5K runs; flat and fast.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  23. I always barbeque in inclement weather or as I like to call it - Singeing in the Rain.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Who's afraid of Virginia Woolf? Virginia Riding Hood is for a start.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Doe, a deer, a female deer, Ray, a flick with Jamie Foxx. Me, a guy who saw that film, And realised that nothing rhymes with film.

    By SideofMcG,
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