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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Ripped-O-Currency - it's bitcoin but for dudes who lift brah.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Clown condoms are like clown cars - they're both packed full of dicks.

    By SideofMcG,
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  3. I collude with Russia every day. For the purposes of this catchphrase collude can be taken to mean browsed mail order bride catalogues.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. There ain't no cheese like free cheese please, said Louise Carnegie while down on her knees.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Yo-Yo Ma's kids are Hula-Hoop Ma, Pogo-Stick Ma and Tamagotchi Ma

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. I like attacking my MMA trainer on the first day of class. It's important to set the tone.

    By Kevinpalooza,
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  7. To all the girls I’ve loved before.....yeah, you’re probably gonna want get yourself tested for The Clap.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  8. You’ll know us by the trail of dirtied adult diapers.

    By ChazFremontIII,
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  9. Are we mere specks in an infinite, uncaring universe, or does the universe exist inside each of our God-like, stinky buttholes?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. I have a pneumonic device for remembering how to inflate my air mattress.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Braised sweet hominy on a cushion of stone-ground polenta with flash-fried maize sprouts? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. I’m Bob Wayne Pantsdragger, and I approve of this messenger bag full of creamed corn.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. Put your money where your mouth is, sailor, and I'll turn your 401(k) into a 401(gay).

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  14. If life gives you lemons, make a cold, refreshing drink to counteract the creeping sadness of your miserable and unremarkable existence.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. All these un-nonged heys are bringin’ me down, funny man.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. Everyone is so PC nowadays, but I remember when everybody preferred Macs.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  17. Show me your jello jigglers and I’ll drop trou like Dirk Diggler.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  18. I just put on a mood ring and it turned dark clay shit brown blood red green. Yep, I’m feelin’ good.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. I may be under arrest for money laundering, but last time I checked there’s no law against being a germaphobe.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  20. Slide into my DMs, we'll get sliders in the PM, then slide out some BMs

    By TheHumanNeighbor,   
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  21. Don't serve me yesterday's foie gras and tell me it's today's pâté en croute, you son of a bitch.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. This toilet is out of order but aren't we all full of shit?

    By DracoKilljoy,
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  23. The pterodactyl's terribly enacted edicts consequently consummated compulsory funnel cake funeral feedings.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. Hopped up on Benadryl and ready for my enema, Doctor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. I don’t play Words With Friends anymore. Mostly because I’m illiterate and I don’t have any friends.

    By Bingo Boy,
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