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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Turns out sweet dreams are really just made of diced pickles and Russian dressing.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  2. Catchphrases are like assholes. You’ve got to learn to love your own before you can love someone else’s.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Recipient of Iceland’s “Cooler Than Ice, and We Know, ‘Cause We’re Ice-LAND, Bitches!” Podcasting Excellence Award

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I’ve never been so disappointed as when I unsuccessfully tried to write a diss track about missing a gynecological dentist appointment.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I shaved a mohawk above my pickle and now it looks like Travis Bickle.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  6. I close my eyes / only for a moment and my kids are gone.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  7. I may be the youngest proctologist here but that’s not why they call me Dookie Howser. They call me Dookie Howser bcuz I shit my pants on my 1st day

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. Forgive me for getting all political here, but William Henry Harrison is a lame-ass piece of shit!!!!! #NOTMYPRESIDENT

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. A good beginning is half the Beatles. And half of them met a bad end.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. A little foot nibble makes me dribble!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. I came. I saw. I'm getting expelled for jizzing in shop class.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  12. If Putin's been tootin', don't feed him gluten. He has Celiac Disease.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  13. It's nice of Clint Howard to get his brother Ron all those directing jobs. It's rude of him to hide under a bridge and harass billy goats.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  14. Yes sir, I’m inquiring about your authentic Moist Bubble Nips.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. What do you think those dinos way back when did for food? It’s not like they could just go to McDonalds down the block for a...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. If I can rant, 525 thousand 600 minutes/ How do you measure a year in the life. Thanks, That's from the Bradway show Rant by Janathan Larson

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Groupings of 1 dollar and 20 cents are a dime a dozen.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. You. Me. A box of frozen corn dogs. And a jar of warm mustard. ‘Tis a consummation devoutly to be squished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. “Toonces Situgation Going Gone” is the new “Heynong Man,” and the fact that I have to point this out means SOMEONE at CBB isn’t doing their job.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Occasions for acquiescence do arise, when even our heroes have poop running down their thighs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. I slandered Tom Sizemore and all I got was this lousy cease and desist letter.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  22. You can root and you can toot, but if you ain't playin flute you can kiss my glute.

    By Salami Zoomer,
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  23. The Going Down Merry-Go-Round is Lifting Frowns all over Town.

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Gimme gimme gimme a flan after midnight. Hi and welcome to Nighttime Desserts, the show about stuffing yer face by the light of the fridge.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Paw Patrol, Paw Patrol, All of us have Rabies!

    By SideofMcG,
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