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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You fuck with the bull, you get the horns. You fuck with the HORNS, you get Satchmo. So put down the trumpet and pleeeeeease let Mr. Armstrong rest in peace!

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  2. Christian hymns and jungle gyms! Now come sit on uncle Tim!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  3. My baby's alive and my dog is dead! I can't do anything right!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  4. Flat chests and tight vests make crotches crest and slotches wet!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  5. A nickel for a pickle, a tickle or a lickle. Don't be fickle or I'll charge you for a dickle. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  6.  Frankenstein or franks and beans? Either way, I'm not putting that shit in my mouth. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  7. Don't count all your chickens in one basket before they come home to roost.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  8. Don’t get it twisted.. is what I said right before I got that tangle in my dangle.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  9. It’s my wedding, and I’ll wear this hip-hop Looney Tunes t-shirt if I want to.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  10. I hope you're sitting down because Ripley's Believe It Or Not, that ain't butter!

    By smitty,
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  11. One of these days - POW, a Prisoner of War Alice!

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. What if English people don't have accents, they're just being annoying on purpose?

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Is a catchphrase about the new look of the Earwolf message boards too niche? Yeah probably. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  14. Like my father once said, "like my father once said, never rub a nickel on a bald man's head"

    By smitty,
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  15. Everybody's got a perineum! We just don't get to see them!

    By Dave D,
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  16. It may not be Hanukkah but that labia menorah is gonna be lit.

    By Future’sMD,
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  17. Remember, if people don't like you, you probably don't have any friends.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  18. Pig girls don't cry. I mean... pig girls don't cry. I mean... pigs. Pigs don't cry. Don't cry, pigs.

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  19. I'd like to say I fell head-over-heels in love, but it was more like taint-over-testes.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. I don’t mind seeing Bronson Pinchot, but I get nervous when I see Bronson Bite-O and Scratch-O.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. And now for a recap in a nutshell: I just took a kneecap in ma butt, smell?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. I've got love in my heart and beans in my fart machine

    By stefaside,
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  23. Nothing succeeds like success, and nothing fails like you and your stupid face.

    By Clone Arranger,
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  24. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and two in the bush is worth one in the tush

    By AreolaGrande,
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  25. I'm an Animal from Muppet Babies in the streets and an Animal from The Muppet Show in the sheets

    By Big_Debbie,
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