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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. From the minds behind Chili's Baby Back Ribs please enjoy Pepper's Adult Front Spines

    By Big_Debbie,
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  2. Comedy Bang Bang: The Only Podcast Not Allowed To Represent Itself in Court

    By Big_Debbie,
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  3. Good news! Doc says I’m healthy as a horse! A fat, alcoholic horse! Which are common! I visit a vet!

    By Big_Debbie,
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  4. Teamwork makes the dreamwork. Teamwork dreamwork usually ends in creamwork.

    By Big_Debbie,
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  5. Liquor before beer, you're in the clear; beer before milk, you're draped in silk

    By Big_Debbie,
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  6. Bah bah black sheep, have you any wool? Yes sir, yes sir, let's fuck these sheep!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  7. My dick may be hanging out of my shorts, but the cops tell me she was only 17, so you owe me five bucks!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  8. Better to have loved and lost than to have let that perfectly good meat go to waste. 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  9. I want to slap you face to face.

    By Schnickpot,
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  10. Look out, a loud, powerful bout of foul, growling vowels is showering down sourly from the Dour Tower hourly!

    By Schnickpot,
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  11. I've heard of wearing trousers when walking through bushes and brambles, but cracking an egg in my ass and fucking me till it scrambles?

    By ScottsDearestBoy,
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  12. Rome wasn't built in a day, the kickstarter alone was like thirteen weeks.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. Catchfrase

    By Sixzty9baby,
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  14. You know if you wanted to have sex with me you could have just asked

    By Sixzty9baby,
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  15. From my head to your ears, we're broadcasting coast to coast in support of feline AIDS! Feline AIDS. Get your cat some AIDS!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  16. I'd take that​​​​​​​ with a side of post-partum depression! 

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  17. Who do I have to blow to get a dick in my mouth around here?!

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  18. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, I am your host „Thomas in-the-middle-ditched-the-bit Middleditch“. Just kidding, I'm Scott.

    By TheRealDoctorMo,
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  19. My doctor's new reflex test had mixed results. On the positive side, my reflexes are great, but on the other hand, both my knees are shattered.

    By Mr TRex Harrison Ford Fairlane,
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  20. This forum just isn't the same without KrangkaDelic

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. Excuse me sir, I left my pockets in my other pants. Would you mind if I put my hands in yours?

    By OptimusPrimate,
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  22. CBT and CBD and CBB. . . Babyyyyyy

    By ricaLonge,
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  23. My favorite scene in Rocky is when he beats his meat.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  24. I'm a jive talking, chive stalking, dive baulking user of rhyme zone.com

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. Let’s get real, none of the beanie babies wore beanies and they definitely weren’t babies.

    By Bingo Boy,
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