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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Little Bo-Peep lost her sheep, but she gained 10lbs of pure muscle using the patented SHEPARD LIFTING SYSTEM. Do you even lift Bo?

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Sure, I know there are plenty of fish in the sea. But I don’t see how that helps me get laid, you fish-loving pervert.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  3. Shamrocks for my real poo, real rocks for my shampoo.

    By Freddy Raccoon,
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  4. Hi I'm ironically-named celebrity flat-earther Jimmy Globe and welcome to Comedy Flim Flam.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Deckard the Halls with Voight-Kampff tests. Fa la la la la, la la Bladerunner

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. As Groucho Marx once said, "I wouldn't want to be part of a catchphrase that would misquote me so badly."

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. I Chew Chew Chews on the New New News. And that's why I got fired from CNN but that sweet Wrigley's dollar made it all worthwhile.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. because you never know when it just might be your last daewoo on earth, dae true homie.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  9. The Pebble Bleach Pro-Ham is the premier pork whitening tournament on the pro circuit today.

    By Pure Guava,
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  10. No more Horsey Sauce. Let's do this.

    By TromboneLongy,
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  11. A pound of flesh for David Koresh!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Poor People should just make some money. Simple really. My seminar explains it all - sign up now for just 5,000 dollars.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. One if by pink, two if by stink.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. One thing they never tell you about the rat race is how expensive rat steroids are, I ended spending a quarter million for a tiny gold medal, a hunk of cheese & a couple toothy BJ’s from a rat race groupie.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERYTIME I GOT AGGRESSIVE , FUCK YOU FOR BEING A STICKYBEAK, I'LL LOOK AFTER MY OWN FINANCES THANKYOU VERY MUCH

    By DamnitLeanne Comedy,
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  16. You know my name but not my story. My story is I don’t know my name, please tell me.

    By Gravedigger1,
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  17. O' Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo? Wait- that's right, you're working a shift at Walgreen's until 7pm.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  18. "Smells like seashells," says the sea whore.

    By DrippingKnickers,
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  19. Do not do doughnuts down on Knotts Berry Farm said the Pillsbury Dough Boy and you'll come to no harm. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  20. How much cheese could a cheese doodle doodle if a cheese doodle had a pencil, a notebook, and boring sociology class?

    By DeanOCarroll,
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  21. Despite all my rage I am still just a wig on Nick Cage.

    By SideofMcG,
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  22. OF COURSE I'M WORRIED ABOUT ISIS!  In fairness, I'm worried about Horus and Anubis, too.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  23. Hi to everyone listening to this on the toilet at work. Dumping and getting paid - you're the real heroes!

    By SideofMcG,
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  24. Chubby Checker in the sheets. Chubby Checker in the streets. Chubby Checker has access to a cloning machine. Chubby Checker cannot be stopped. Chubby Checker must be killed or humanity is doomed.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. No Mothman. Not here. Not now. Not like this

    By Wickedpedia,
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