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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. He’s just not that into you but don’t worry we can fix that with a simple incision

    By Wickedpedia,
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  2. I finally got around to watching The Jinx. Robert Durst, you owe me a Coke.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 267 views

  3. What I meant to say in my text is that “I’m important”. I really need to turn off auto-correct.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 238 views

  4. Don’t make mountains out of molehills, unless you want to be worshiped like a god by the mole people.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  5. Talkest Thou INXS In Excess, Princess?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Smash it with fire, milk it with jerks, it’s been a while since I’ve seen your mom twerk

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. When life gives you cucumbers, you become cucumbersome.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Mind You, My Mind Only Minds Your Mime on Tuesdays When You Pack Your Sack Before You Get Your Nintendo Backpack Back

    By Barrel Bucket,
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    • 375 views

  9. Hey pal, don't play ping pong with your ding dong, can't you read the signs?

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  10. Don't say 'podcast celebrity' with such distain, you old prick

    By WhalePrintPants,
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  11. In my dreams, birds have dicks

    By Revtim,
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  12. Does Mothman have mothballs?

    By Revtim,
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  13. Jurassic Park?! Not in my back yard!

    By Filthypilgrims,
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  14. Chinese take-out?! I thought you wanted to make-out!!

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  15. Once upon a time I was a boy... Now I'm just a guy with a sex robot and student loan debt.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  16. If push comes to shove- I'll shove you in the neck with a pen knife.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  17. Ding-Dong- The witch is dead! Which old witch? The wicked witch!-- That kind elderly woman that used to ring the church bell down the street. Dings and dongs were always her thing.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  18. Once upon a time I was falling in love. But now I'm only holding in farts. Nothing I can do I guess!

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  19. Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey. Along came a spider, sat right beside her-- and was like, "who the hell eats whey and curds? There's literally three starbucks within walking distance from here."

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  20. If a tree falls in a forest and hits a mime-- what kind of deducible are they looking at? Do mimes have a decent union?

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  21. Where's down, cool cat?

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  22. If E=MC², then I=MCʰᵃᵐᵐᵉʳᵉᵈ.

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  23. Butterflies are free...-- but they don't realize they're going to die in 2 weeks...

    By JohnBoyJack,
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  24. If the devil's in the details and the angels are in the outfield- where's that leave me?

    By JohnBoyJack,
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    • 382 views

  25. Sun's out, Guns out; Lets take this big yellow prick down

    By LastOfADyingBread,   
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